Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- Muddy Grimmes: What are your names?
- Butt-head: Butt-head.
- Beavis: I'm Beavis.
- Muddy Grimmes: Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head
Mike Judge - Beavis

“The CIA didn't know the Berlin Wall was coming down until bricks started hitting them in the head.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“- Tom Mix: Wait a minute, Wyatt, there's something we gotta get sorted out here. I threatened to rope him behind my horse and drag him, then you waltz in pretty as you please and threaten to kill him. I don't like being out-threatened.
- Wyatt Earp: Sorry. Won't happen again.”
Bruce Willis - Tom Mix
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.”
Bruce Willis - Lt. Muldoon

“- Lisle Von Rhuman: But you'll never grow old!
- Ernest Menville: Yes, but everybody else will! I'll have to watch everyone around me die. I don't think this is right. This is not a dream. This is a nightmare!”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“- Russ Duritz: Stop biting.
- Amy: Leave me alone. I'm advertising terror and bewilderment.”

Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Elijah Price: Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness?
- David Dunn: No.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“Sorry about that, son. But sometimes there's more to life than just livin'.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Goodkat

“Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!”

Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper

“That is a S.U.V; humans ride in them because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“Days change, seasons change, people don't change.”
Bruce Willis - Jack Mosley

“- Russ Duritz: Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make you despise me?
- Amy: No. Why? Do you despise you?”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Dr. Bill Capa: I'm still a romantic. I just don't have anybody to be romantic with. They all want to fuck me or marry me. None of 'em want to love me.
- Ashland: Maybe you don't want to be loved.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Jeff Corey - Ashland

“- John McClane: I want you to get a hold of a guy named Cobb. Walter Cobb. C-o-b-b. He's the head of my police unit. Get him down here. Find him. Tell him you were with John McClane. And tell him to find out who the 21st president was.
- Jerry Parks: Chester A. Arthur.
- John McClane: What?
- Jerry Parks: Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885....” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Joe Zaloom - Jerry Parks

“- Police Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
- John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?”

Diana James - Police Supervisor
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Ernest Menville: Where did you put my wife?
- Second Doctor: She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
- Ernest Menville: The morgue? She'll be furious!”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Susan Kellermann - Second Doctor

“- Anna Baragli: It doesn't mean I don't love you.
- Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! You love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
- Anna Baragli: In a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.”

Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Dr. Bill Capa: What do you give a suicidal patient who's got everything?
- Dr. Bob Moore: A parachute. I heard it already.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Scott Bakula - Bob Moore

“The truth is a beautiful thing.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Oz: Jimmy! Jimmy, don't shoot! It's me, it's Oz!
- Jimmy: I know.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Hundreds of thousands of people get killed by cars every year. That's just like four more.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“I can't say it all went exactly the way I'd planned, but I was right about one thing: they were all better off dead.”

Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- General William Devereaux: Are you questioning my patriotism?
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: I am questioning your judgment!
- General William Devereaux: I am here serving my president, and quite possibly not in the best interests of our nation. My profession does not allow me to make that kind of distinction.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard