Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- Tom Hardy: You picked the wrong house to rob, asshole.
- Danny Detillo: Who are you kiddin', Tommy? You ain't got nothing worth stealing.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Tom Sizemore - Det. Danny Detillo

“- Ernest Menville: Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what? At the cost of all else? Do you know?
- Helen Sharp: No.
- Ernest Menville: An idiot.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“- Rusty Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?
- Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a car?
- Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a hickey?
- Russ Duritz: When you're seventeen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is?
- Russ Duritz: Not tonight.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.”
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper

“I am declaring state of martial law in this city. To the best of our knowledge we are opposed by no more than 20 of the enemy. He is hiding among a population of roughly two million. Intelligence tells us that he is most likely Arab speaking, between the age of 14 and 30, narrowing the target to 15,000 suspects.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“- John McClane: You know how to pick this lock?
- Zeus Carver: Is this some black-shit again?
- John McClane: Hey will you stop that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

See, Sherman, who started with so much, lost everything. But he gained his soul. Whereas I, you see, who started with so little, gained everything. "What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, but loses..." Ah well. There are compensations.
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“- Joseph Dunn: I thought maybe because you're my dad... I thought I might be like you... I'm not like you...
- David Dunn: You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man.
- Joseph Dunn: No, you're not... Why do you keep saying that?”
Spencer Treat Clark - Joseph Dunn
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“That is one of the many voices of food.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

- Leo (segment "The Man from Hollywood"): Fuckin' shit, man! Man, what the fuck is wrong with this fuckin' bitch, man? I'm gonna take the fuckin' car, I'm gonna drive up to fuckin' Mulholland, I am gonna fuckin' drag her fuckin' ass and throw it down Benedict fuckin' Canyon, man!
- Norman (segment "The Man from Hollywood"): You still married,... (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Leo (segment "The Man from Hollywood")
Paul Calderon - Norman (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“- Jimmy Dix: Looks like our evidence got blown up. I think we might have to get some more.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Just won't let go? You're like a dog with a frisbee.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Paul: Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house.
- Jimmy: What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing?
- Paul: I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation like this? I'm not shitting no where except for my house.”
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- General Montgomery: It's a matter of urgent national security. I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked.
- Harry S. Stamper: Crazy Willie put you up to this?
- General Montgomery: 'Fraid I dont know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this.”
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper

“If you take this money and you don't deliver, or you try to fuck me in some kind of weird cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people and chop you up into little fucking dog treats. You got a problem with that?”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Church

- Paul: You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
- Jimmy: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
- Paul: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

- Sully: Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.
- Carl Roebuck: Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp"?
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Korben Dallas: What's your name?
- Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
- Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
- Leeloo: Leeloo.”
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas
Milla Jovovich - Leeloo

“You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry.”

Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“This was my story. Sherman McCoy was my baby, my creation.”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“We eat to live. These guys live to eat!”

Bruce Willis - RJ