Bruce Willis movie quotes

“You're not gonna die today.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“This is for Diane. When this day is over, they're gonna come and talk to you about this and they're gonna... gonna tell you what happened, Diane. But what they tell you is not really what happened here. So I hope that you get this. I was trying to do a good thing.”

Bruce Willis - Jack Mosley

“Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Church

- Gates: I got a proposition for ya.
- Hudson Hawk: Answer is "no" Gates... Even if you bathe.
Burtt Harris - Gates
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- John McClane: Need a hug?
- Jack McClane: We're not a hugging family.
- John McClane: Damn straight.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Jai Courtney - Jack McClane

“- Leonard Turner: [begins writing] Everybody?
- Leonard Turner: [suddenly stabs him with the pen and subdues everyone in the room] You look so stupid with that pen in your neck.
- Leonard Turner: [pointing his own gun at him] Don't ever threaten my family again.”

Bruce Willis - Leonard Turner

- Paul: Happy anniversary Jim.
- Jimmy: I don't celebrate anniversaries.
- Paul: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face.
- Jimmy: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you're gonna see on my face is "fuck you".
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- Father Vito Cornelius: I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Willis!
- Korben Dallas: Dallas.”
Sir Ian Holm - Father Vito Cornelius
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- E.R. Doctor: The bone protrusion through the skin, that's not a good sign. You're body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart's stopped beating.
- Ernest Menville: What the hell does that mean?
- E.R. Doctor: Exactly! What... what... I'm going to get a second opinion.”
Sydney Pollack - E.R. Doctor
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“Sometimes the truth doesn't matter like it ought.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“It's a funny thing. No matter how low you sink there's still a right and wrong. You always end up choosing. You go one way so you can try to live with yourself. You go the other, you'd still be walkin' around, but you're dead and you don't even know it.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Insp. Walter Cobb: We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.
- John McClane: Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.”

Larry Bryggman - Insp. Walter Cobb
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“I am insane. And you are my insanity.”

Bruce Willis - James Cole

“Six weeks ago, I spoke harshly to a patient and she committed suicide. Right in front of me. Perhaps she would have done this anyway. That's what my colleagues say. But I don't know.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“You don't play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like.”

Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Dr. Bill Capa: Do I need a lawyer?
- Hector Martinez: You're in L.A. Everybody needs a lawyer.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“If Esperanza gets on that plane and makes it to a country that has no extradition treaties, we're fucked.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Russ Duritz: Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?
- Amy: What, only four? Did you get up late?
- Russ Duritz: Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.
- Toshiya - Sushi Chef: Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.
- Russ Duritz: Thank you. See? There's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy
Toshiya Agata - Toshiya - Sushi Chef

“- James Cole: Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out.
- Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“The shit we do for our kids.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Now I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable.”

Bruce Willis - Frank Moses

- Paul: Why did you smack me?
- Jimmy: I was in the moment and the moment said "smack ya".
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
- Frank: That's two things.
- Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.”
John Malkovich - Marvin
Bruce Willis - Frank
Byung-hun Lee - Han Cho Bai