Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- Hudson Hawk: Those better be tears you're crying, Tommy.
- Tommy Five-Tone: They are!”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“Of course, if you are expecting the unexpected... well, then it really isn't unexpected anymore... and that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected... because you're not expecting it.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“- Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.”

Badja Djola - Alley Thug
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- John McClane: So that's is what this is about, Hans? A fucking robbery?
- Hans Gruber: Put down the gun.
- John McClane: Why'd you have to nuke the whole building, Hans?
- Hans Gruber: Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber

“- Oz Oseransky: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
- Oz Oseransky: Oh my God.”
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Audrey?”
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“- Sarah: Why does Han hate you so much?
- Frank: Not enough hugs as a child.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah
Bruce Willis - Frank

“- Frank: We didn't come to Paris on vacation.
- Sarah: Oh. Well, shopping's what I thought you did in Paris with your boyfriend's money while you're waiting for him to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian biatch ex-girlfriend. So, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment for the fur. For telling me that I look nice in my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Frank
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah

“- Richie Lanz: There are four sacred bonds in this life, a parent and child, a husband and wife, a priest and confessor... and manager-talent.
- Bombay Brian: What about doctor-patient?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian

“You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

- Helen Sharp: You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest.
- Ernest Menville: I am?
- Helen Sharp: Yes, you are. If I never told you before, it was because I wasn't the sort of girl who could say the word "sexual" without blushing.
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“There's safety in sandwiches.”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“- Police: Are you classified as human?
- Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”
Lenny McLean - Police
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Jack McClane: Let me ask you something. You lookin' for trouble, or does it always seem to find you?
- John McClane: You know, after all these years, I still ask myself the same question.”

Jai Courtney - Jack McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“This whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.”
Bruce Willis - Sonny Truelove

“Anything that you love can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care. Never to invest.”

Bruce Willis - Frank Moses

“Try not to forget it. I'm your father. Have some respect for your father.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz Oseransky: Afraid so.
- Jimmy Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Cole Sear: Are you a good doctor?
- Malcolm Crowe: Well... I used to be. I won an award once. From the Mayor. It had an expensive frame.”
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Paul: You look like you need a hug.
- Jimmy: Whoa. You really read that one wrong.
- Paul: It's just that I'm vulnerable, man.”
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Aim careful, and look the devil in the eye.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“Don't watch that stuff all day, sweetie. It'll rot your brain.”

Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Darwin Mayflower: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
- Minerva Mayflower: ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
- Hudson Hawk: As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?
- Darwin Mayflower: Shut up, you're going to make me lose my place!”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Frank: You gave her a gun?
- Marvin: It is America, Frank.
- Sarah: Everyone else has a gun.
- Frank: She has no idea what to do with this.
- Sarah: I know exactly what to do with it.”
Bruce Willis - Frank
John Malkovich - Marvin
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah