Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- General William Devereaux: The time has come for one man to suffer in order to save hundreds of lives.
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: One Man? What about two, huh? What about six? How about public executions?”

Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard

“- Cole Sear: What if they don't want help? What if they're just angry and they just want to hurt somebody?
- Malcolm Crowe: I don't think that's the way it works.
- Cole Sear: How do you know for sure?
- Malcolm Crowe: I don't.”

Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“- Jack McClane: No, you're not gonna open up to me before we die. That's not your thing, John.
- John McClane: What's my thing?
- Jack McClane: Fucking killing bad guys, that's your thing.”

Jai Courtney - Jack McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Zeus Carver: That's it!
- John McClane: What?
- Zeus Carver: Hillary Clinton. The 42nd President.
- John McClane: Nah, she'd be the 43rd President.
- Zeus Carver: Alright, alright. But who's the 21st President?
- John McClane: I don't know.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Cole Sear: I don't tell her things.
- Malcolm Crowe: Why not?
- Cole Sear: Because she doesn't look at me like everybody else, and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know.
- Malcolm Crowe: Know what?
- Cole Sear: That I'm a freak.”

Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“My name is Peter Fallow. I'm a writer. But you know that already. Unless you haven't read a newspaper or seen the television in the last few months, you know exactly who I am. I am the man of the moment. Hero of the evening. Me and a little book I happened to write.”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“- Valentina Koslova: When Declan kills you, you think of me, ok.
- The Jackal: Ok. I'll make a note of that. If you see Declan before you die, you tell him that he can't protect his women.”

Diane Venora - Valentina Koslova
Bruce Willis - The Jackal

“Douglas, you just have to have a little faith in people, that's all. Like I do.”

Bruce Willis - The Jackal

“That is a device to summon food.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“People connected only by the slightest of events. Like whispers in the night, in that place that never forgets, even when those people do.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Goodkat

“I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Holly McClane: Honey, it's the '90s, remember? Microchips, microwaves, faxes, air phones.
- John McClane: Hey, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Holly McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

- John McClane: Hey, Colonel. Blow me! How much drug money is Esperanza paying you to turn traitor?
- Stuart: I think Cardinal Richilieu said it best: "Treason is merely a matter of dates". This country's got to learn that it can't keep cutting the legs off of men like General Esperanza. Men who have the guts to stand up against Communist... (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - John McClane
William Sadler - Stuart

“- Cole Sear: Tell me the story about why you're sad.
- Malcolm Crowe: You think I'm sad? What makes you think that?
- Cole Sear: Your eyes told me.”
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- John McClane: I left Holly hanging on hold.
- Zeus Carver: Ah, call her back.
- John McClane: Uhh, she's gonna be pissed.
- Zeus Carver: She'll get over it.
- John McClane: I don't know, Zeus. Like I said, she's a very stubborn woman.
- Zeus Carver: She'd have to be to stay married to you.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“I need a god that's got a lotta forgiveness.”
Bruce Willis - Biggs

“- Rusty Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?
- Russ Duritz: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“- Anna Baragli: Wow. You were... in the joint. Doing... hard time. You know, it's funny, but that excites me. I seem to have a thing for sinners.
- Hudson Hawk: I seem to have a thing for sinning.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Dr. Bill Capa: If I had known it was your birthday, I'd have come by tomorrow.
- Hector Martinez: Me too.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“- Joseph Dunn: Do you think you could beat up Bruce Lee?
- David Dunn: No.
- Joseph Dunn: I mean, if you knew karate?
- David Dunn: Nope.
- Joseph Dunn: What if he wasn't allowed to kick, and you were really mad at him?
- David Dunn: No, Joseph.”
Spencer Treat Clark - Joseph Dunn
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“- Geologist: What did you do with your time, Cole? Did you waste it on drugs? Women?
- James Cole: They forced me to take drugs!
- Microbiologist: Forced you? Why would someone force you to take drugs?”

Bob Adrian - Geologist
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“Of course I'm right... everything that comes out of my fucking mouth is right.”
Bruce Willis - Biggs