Robin Williams movie quotes

“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
Robin Williams

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.”
Robin Williams

“Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!”
Robin Williams

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“You can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die. You kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body. But the one you love is still there. That's the miracle. You can go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams

“I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Tinkerbell: Say it, Peter. Say it and mean it.
- Peter Banning: I believe in fairies.
- Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you... Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.”

Julia Roberts - Tinkerbell
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“Disneyland restaged by Dante.”

Robin Williams

“I just wanted us to be old together, just two old farts laughing at each other as our bodies fell apart, together at the end by that lake in your painting. That was our heaven, see? There's lots of things to miss: books, naps, kisses, and fights! God, we had some great ones. Thank you for those. Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: It was an immense project. I was to extract 1 decagram of myelin from 4 tons of earth worms.
- Dr. Sullivan: Really!
- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: Yes. I was on the project for 5 years. I was the only one who believed in it. Everyone else said it couldn't be done.
- Dr. Kaufman: It can't.
- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: I know that now. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Dr. Malcolm Sayer
John Christopher Jones - Dr. Sullivan
John Heard - Dr. Kaufman

“TV puts everybody in those boxes, side-by-side. On one side, there's this certifiable lunatic who says the Holocaust never happened. And next to him is this noted, honored historian who knows all about the Holocaust. And now, there they sit, side-by-side, they look like equals! Everything they say seems to be credible. And so, as it goes on,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Eddie Langston

“You don't know about real loss, because it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.”

Robin Williams - Sean Maguire

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams

“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“One is glad to be of service.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“Good people end up in hell because they can't forgive themselves.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“You know what you are - you're an ass-half... Takes two of you to make an ass-whole.”

Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.”

Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“Good morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“The truth doesn't always win friends, but it certainly influences people.”
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“- Donald: This will be like skiing, except for the booby traps.
- Doreen: I don't believe in surviving. I believe in living.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Annie McEnroe - Doreen

“I! Will! Not! Let! You! Destroy! Dad's! Dream!”

Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.”

Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Andrew Martin: Will every human being that I care for just... leave?
- Portia Charney: I'm afraid so.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Embeth Davidtz - Portia Charney