Steve Martin movie quotes

“- Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!”

Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Bilko: Maybe, a plan is not what I really need. what I really need... is just a little puppy. A little puppy with big brown eyes, who would just come to me and lick my face, and just love me so much no matter what kind of person I am.”

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You manipulated me! How could you?
- Rita Robbins: Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins

“- Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat?
- George Banks: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother.
- Annie Banks: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding?”
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome ahead of time. It's more organized.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko