Woody Allen quotes
- From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
“With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead.”
- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something.”
- From the movie: Crimes and Misdemeanors
- From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
- From the movie: Crimes and Misdemeanors
He left a note. He left a simple little note that said "I've gone out the window." This is a major intellectual and he leaves a note that says "I've gone out the window." He's a role-model. You'd think he'd leave a decent note.
- From the movie: Manhattan
- From the movie: Hollywood Ending
- From the movie: Manhattan
- From the movie: The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
- From the movie: Deconstructing Harry
“- Harry: What did you do?
- Damned Man: I invented aluminum siding.” - From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“- Ariel: He taught me a lot...
- Andrew: Like what?
- Ariel: Like how to listen to Mozart.
- Andrew: With your ears, right?” - From the movie: Broadway Danny Rose
“The days before you'll go onstage you gotta look in the mirror and you gotta say your three S's: star, smile, strong!”
- From the movie: Manhattan
- From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
“I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!”
- From the movie: Broadway Danny Rose
“I need a valium the size of a hockey puck.”
- From the movie: Scenes from a Mall
“These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas!”
- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“- Ray: I get a bad vibe about this guy, David. It's my street instinct, but I just don't trust him.
- May Sloane: Yeah, I know why. Because he's younger than you are, handsomer than you are, he's much taller than you are, he's smarter than you are, he's much more exciting than you are...
- Ray: May, don't feel obligated to pull any punches with...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Small Time Crooks
- From the movie: Broadway Danny Rose
“It's very important to be guilty. I'm guilty all the time and I never did anything.”
- From the movie: Crimes and Misdemeanors
“- Halley Reed: After all, he is an American phenomenon.
- Cliff Stern: Yeah, but so is acid rain.” - From the animation: Antz
- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“- Ray: When we first met, there was a sunset just like this. Remember that?
- Frenchy: Yeah. In New Jersey, but in Colombia there was an earthquake.” - From the movie: Stardust Memories
- From the animation: Antz
- From the movie: Crimes and Misdemeanors
“- Halley Reed: He wants to produce something of mine.
- Cliff Stern: Yeah. Your first child.”
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