Woody Allen movie quotes

“- Harry's Father: I'm a Jew. I don't believe in Heaven.
- Harry Block: Where do you want to go?
- Harry's Father: A Chinese restaurant.”
Gene Saks - Harry's Father
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Maxwell: I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
- Andrew: You have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.”
Tony Roberts - Maxwell
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Adrian: You were fishing with Ariel for such a long time.
- Andrew: So? I couldn't get the fish to bite, that's all. What am I gonna do?”
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“I'm 50 years old. I'm a partner in a big law firm. You know I'm very successful, and I still haven't resolved my relationship with my mother.”

Woody Allen - Sheldon

“- Lenny Weinrib: I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin!
- Kevin: You didn't tell me how many times though!”
Woody Allen - Lenny
Michael Rapaport - Kevin

“- Tracy: I'll be back in six months.
- Isaac: Six months are you kidding? Six months you're gonna go for?
- Tracy: We've gone this long, well what's six months if we still love each other?”
Mariel Hemingway - Tracy
Woody Allen - Isaac

“Cookie, you're a definite artist. They should put your lips in the Smithsonian.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block

“I think I see a cab. If we run quickly we can kick the crutch from that old lady and get it.”
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern