Date quotes

- Elliot Moore: Do you remember our first date? You were so quiet.
- Alma Moore: You bought me the mood ring.
- Elliot Moore: It turned purple when you wore it.
- Alma Moore: Then you said "that means you're in love".
- Elliot Moore: Got you to talk, didn't it?
- Alma Moore: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it... (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“Speaking of shoes. You know what I was thinking I'm... You know I, I would like to have a... some shoes next to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - Detective Eddie Flemming

“- Cosmic Cosmo: Hey, what's your name?
- Judy Jetson: J-J-Judy.
- Cosmic Cosmo: Well, J-J-Judy. We've got a date Friday night.”
Michael Bell - Basketball Coach
Tiffany - Judy Jetson

“We've been out one time. She's a nice girl, I'm a nice guy, we had fun, and I must tell you nothing is doomed.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Dana: So, let me establish, you are in fact asking me out on a date?
- Nick Campbell: Yes. And I figure I'm such a mountain of mistakes that going out with me just once this evening will be like packing 10 years of bad experience into, ya know, one night.”
Rose Byrne - Dana
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”

Crispin Glover - George McFly

“There's only one world, the real world, and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.”
Joy Bryant - Gina

“- Mike Waters: You're the only one I can ask, you know that Walt! Please! I'll owe you a date, how about that? I'll owe you a date. Please.
- Walt: Oh God, tears crying, hold on. Here you go.”

River Phoenix - Mike Waters
Robert Lee Pitchlynn - Walt

“- Melvin Moody: Hey, Shelly. Do you want to go to the movies?
- Shelley: Sure.
- Melvin Moody: Okay, have a good time while you're there.”
Matt Dillon - Moody
Joan Cusack - Shelley

“- Ethan Beardsley: Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mommy?
- Frank Beardsley: I don't think so. It's just a blind date.
- Otter Beardsley: She can't see?
- Ely Beardsley: Can she navigate using sonar? Like a bat?”
Ty Panitz - Ethan Beardsley
Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley
Bridger Palmer - Otter Beardsley
Brecken Palmer - Ely Beardsley

“- Customer in Pete's: Is something wrong?
- Masterson the Rat: Do you believe in interspecies dating?
- Customer in Pete's: Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean.”

Brooke Shields - Customer in Pete's
Bruce Edward Hall - Masterson the Rat

“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): The one with the pits in his face?
- Rianne Murtaugh: Those are dimples!
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Those are pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh

“Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Robin: Hey, Shannon.
- Mullins: Hi, Robin.
- Robin: I really enjoyed our night together, Shannon. You just disappeared on me.
- Mullins: Yeah, I know. I was there.
- Robin: Well, can I take you to dinner? A movie or something?
- Mullins: God, buddy, do you not hear how pathetic everything out of your mouth sounds? I mean, there's a girl out...” (continue)(continue reading)
Andy Buckley - Robin
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath.”
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Bud White: I'd like to see you again.
- Lynn Bracken: Are you asking me for a date, or an appointment?
- Bud White: I don't know.
- Lynn Bracken: If you're asking me for a date, I should know your first name.
- Bud White: Forget I asked. It was a mistake.”
Russell Crowe - Bud White
Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken

“We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.”
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“- Phoebe: My last boyfriend was an alcoholic and I promised myself I would never date an addict again.
- Adam: I'm not an alcoholic.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe
Mark Ruffalo - Adam

“- Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
- Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
- Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof
Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks

“The whole thing with girls - its painful. And it seems like it keeps getting more painful instead of easier.”
Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard

“You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Betty-Anne Pottie: There is some things you have to know if you're finally start going out.
- Moonie Pottie: That's okay.
- Betty-Anne Pottie: Listen to me. If a guy says it's his belt buckle poking you, it isn't. It's something else.”
Krista MacDonald - Betty-Anne Pottie
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie