Date quotes

“- Rosie: I'll be a beautiful young woman, and you be Robbie. Now, ask me out.
- Robbie Hart: You know, I'm really not comfortable...
- Rosie: Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me?
- Robbie Hart: Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?
- Rosie: No. Your penis is too small.”

Ellen Albertini Dow - Rosie
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: Are you sure the police didn't follow you here?
- Georgia Merkle: I'm positive. They came with me.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: This is definitely our last date, Georgia.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Marsha Mason - Georgia Merkle

“- Billie Burke: I wonder what General Grant would think if he knew we were using the very shadow of his tomb as our meeting place?
- Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: I never knew the general personally but I have an idea that he'd approve.”
Myrna Loy - Billie Burke
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

“- Kira: Our first date together.
- Sonny: Followed by our first getting-kicked-out together.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Kira
Michael Beck - Sonny Malone

“Talking was the major component. You played that piano. Then I played, then we both played... something - duet - something... can't remember. And then you danced for about three hours, until I fell asleep. But you were fantastic. And then we had some corn flakes. And when we kissed, which was about 11 o'clock the following morning, we were...” (continue)(continue reading)

Juliet Stevenson - Nina

“- Diane Court: I just can't have any social life right now.
- Lloyd Dobler: Don't worry about it. We're just having coffee. We'll be anti-social.
- Diane Court: Be friends?
- Lloyd Dobler: Yeah. With potential.”
Ione Skye - Diane Court
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“- Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you. I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing I'm Henry the Eighth I Am.
- Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Demi Moore - Molly Jensen

“Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time. What more could a girl ask for?”
Meredith Salenger - Lainie Diamond