Date quotes

“I've been dating longer than I've been driving!”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Abe Sapien: She's like me! A creature from another world.
- Hellboy: You need to get out more.”
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Paula: I'm Paula.
- Tripp: I'm Tripp.
- Paula: You know, usually I don't sleep with someone on the first date.
- Tripp: I don't think this counts as a first date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“Now, I'm surprisingly ineffective on the telephone so I find there are four basic requirements I need on making the first call. Number 1: visual stimulants. Number 2: other stimulants. Number 3: mood music. And, most importantly, number 4: a tight and effective working script.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
- Richie: Never had a date.
- Clark: Never talked to a girl.”
Jon Lovitz - Mel
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“He left like a man on a mission, a man on a mission with hot wet balls.”

Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- Stevie Wayne: You're just a voice on the phone.
- Dan O'Bannon: And you're just a voice on the radio. We'd make a perfect couple. You let me take you to dinner tonight, I'll prove it to you.
- Stevie Wayne: Sorry, Dan. My idea of perfection is a voice on the phone.”
Adrienne Barbeau - Stevie Wayne
Charles Cyphers - Dan O'Bannon

“There is a dance on Friday and if you and Alise could take Maggie and me, it'd be great. See, she has to meet people. She has a strong need for acceptance.”

Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Angie: You went out with him?
- Kate: I did.
- Angie: Why?
- Kate: Oh, he's beautiful.
- Angie: Where?”
Amy Poehler - Angie
Tina Fey - Kate

“People should have to qualify to go out with you. You're too precious to be on the open market.”

Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

- Teacher: What was the significance of "1066"?
- Patty: What happened in "1066"? Well, it all depends. Is it a date or an address?
Roseline Rubens - Patty

“- Mellersh Wilkins: You accepted an invitation from a friend without consulting me?
- Lottie Wilkins: I'm consulting you now!
- Mellersh Wilkins: Well you can write her and just tell her you can't go, it's absolutely out of the question!
- Lottie Wilkins: I can't do that!
- Mellersh Wilkins: Why not?
- Lottie Wilkins: Because I don't want to!”
Alfred Molina - Mellersh Wilkins
Josie Lawrence - Lottie Wilkins

“- Maureen: I've got priorities. I mean, you only get to be a dancer for ten years. Maybe fifteen if you don't get injured. So for the next decade at least.
- Jim: Hey, all I'm asking for is a date.”
Susan May Pratt - Maureen
Eion Bailey - Jim

“- Peevy: You got a good thing goin' on with that girl, Clifford. And I'm tellin' you right now, if she flies the coop, it's gonna be your fault.
- Cliff: What do you know about women, Peev? You haven't had a date since 1932.
- Peevy: Flora Maxwell. There wasn't any point datin' nobody after her.”

Alan Arkin - Peevy
Billy Campbell - Cliff

“You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. After he's additcted, cut him off. That's when you got him.”

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Lisa Cramer

“- Ben Sanderson: Why am I a drunk? Is that really what you wanna ask me?
- Sera: Yes.
- Ben Sanderson: Well, then, this is our first date, or our last. Until now I wasn't sure it was either.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson
Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“- Girl: You fix vacuum cleaners!
- Guy: I do.
- Girl: I have a broken vacuum cleaner. You fix it for me?
- Guy: Yep.
- Girl: I bring it tomorrow then?
- Guy: Okay.
- Girl: This is great. Tomorrow?
- Guy: Right.
- Girl: K. Bye.”
Markéta Irglová - Girl
Glen Hansard - Guy

“- Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
- Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.”
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Giselle: Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.
- Robert Philip: Maybe we should just do what you do. You meet, you have lunch, and you get married.
- Giselle: Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.
- Robert Philip: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.”
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“- Count Vronsky: Our meetings are so brief, the dance also.
- Anna Karenina: But our reunions are so frequent.”
Fredric March - Count Vronsky
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina

“- Dana Barrett: After dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, no! I have all new cheap moves.”
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Harry Dunne: I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
- Lloyd Christmas: Do you think?
- Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
- Lloyd Christmas: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“They locked me up for being out with you, so I jumped out of the window, climbed over a fence, crossed the deepest river in England and here I am!”

Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead

“- Patrick Verona: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
- Katarina Stratford: Is that right?
- Patrick Verona: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.”
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stradford

“Oh, honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.”

Monique Coleman - Taylor McKessie