Date quotes

“- Mary: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off!
- Isaac: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?”
Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Amanda Jones: So, do you always bring an extra girl when you go out?
- Keith Nelson: Well, I like to cover my bets.
- Amanda Jones: That's very cute. I'll have to remember that.”

Lea Thompson - Amanda Jones
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“- Jack: I had a date tonight, so I had to call and cancel...
- Cabot: Well, don't be stupid! Tell her where you're going. In fact, tell her who you work for. She'll be impressed.
- Jack: Ok. I work for the CIA, and the Director asked me at the last minute to come with him to Russia to do a nuclear arms inspection. ...Hello?
- Cathy: That is so...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Affleck - Jack Ryan
Morgan Freeman - DCI William Cabot
Bridget Moynahan - Dr. Cathy Muller

“If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.”
Glenn Fitzgerald - Chris

“- Mrs. Claypool: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you dining with another woman.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Claypool
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Kathleen Kelly: Wow, I keep on bumping into you.
- Joe Fox: Yeah.
- Kathleen Kelly: I hope your mango's ripe.
- Joe Fox: I think it is. Hey, you want to bump into me on, say, Saturday around lunchtime? Over there?”
Meg Ryan - Kathleen Kelly
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Dexter King: Please? Just dinner? Let me explain: I was a complete, total, utter idiot! I have learned my lesson completely, totally, utterly!
- Kate: Just dinner?
- Dexter King: Promise!
- Kate: What? No sex at the end?
- Dexter King: Well, maybe - sex? Yes! Alright, if you insist!”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
Emma Thompson - Kate

“- President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.
- Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Anna Deavere Smith - Robin McCall

“- Holly Goodhead: James?
- James Bond: I think it may be time to go home.
- Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time.
- James Bond: Why not?”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

- Maggie: You've never been happy with any women you've dated.
- Dex: That's Male Insanity Syndrome. That is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking "Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow".
Nina Jaroslaw - Maggie
Donal Logue - Dex

“- President Andrew Shepherd: [over the phone] Listen, I feel terrible about this, but I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight.
- Sydney Ellen Wade: Another woman?
- President Andrew Shepherd: No, I've gotta go to St. Louis to avert a massive airline strike.
- Sydney Ellen Wade: Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Annette Bening - Sydney Ellen Wade

“I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger

“Stop eating with the pussy, go find some.”

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“- Jill: Hal... I'm not attracted to you.
- Hal: So what? What, you think that everyone who goes out are always attracted to each other? Get real!”
Susan Ward - Jill
Jack Black - Hal

“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“- Dean Proffitt: You jumped my bones the first night we met!
- Annie: We did it on the first date?
- Dean Proffitt: Couldn't call it a date really, we just did it in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven
- Annie: I'm a slut.
- Dean Proffitt: What did you say?
- Annie: Nothing.”

Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt
Goldie Hawn - Annie

“Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?”

Ron Lester - Billy Bob

“- Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner, you know?
- Gracie Hart: What? You, like, asking me on a date?
- Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

You can't just go up to a woman and say, "Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?".
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
- Cowboy Ned: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
- Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!”
Johnny Yune - Bruce
Bruce Paul Barbour - Cowboy Ned

“- 1st Victim: You know, it's not often that I... well, you know.
- Julia: There's a first time for everything.”

Anthony Allen - 1st Victim
Clare Higgins - Julia

“- J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
- Veronica: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
- J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“- Dante Hicks: Oh my god, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
- Veronica Loughran: Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- Emma: It didn't work out.
- Emilia: Oh, so what? He liked boys better than girls?
- Emma: Oh, not exactly. He knew my priority was dancing.
- Emilia: Are you... sorry?
- Emma: No. I don't believe in being sorry. We are what we are.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma
Leslie Browne - Emilia

“When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood