Date quotes

“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Lloyd Dobler: Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?
- Corey Flood: Well, you never had a first date.
- Lloyd Dobler: Yes we did. I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. We ate. That's eating. Sharing an important physical event.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Lili Taylor - Corey Flood

“- Mike: You don't feel like coming up and swimming with me?
- Betty Parrish: How about tomorrow night?
- Mike: You know I can't plan that far in advance.”
Mark Keyloun - Mike
Debra Winger - Betty Parrish

“- Honey Horne: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?
- Garth Algar: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Sandy: Oh, my... that kind of evening?
- Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- Dick Stensland: I got a hot date.
- Bud White: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?”
Graham Beckel - Dick Stensland
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
- Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Lisa Marie - Vampira

- Johnny: It's because I'm dead, isn't it. That's why you won't go out with me.
- Missy McCloud: Don't insult me.
- Johnny: You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you. Behind your back, everybody whispering: "There goes Missy and the dead kid!".
Andrew Lowery - Johnny
Traci Lind - Missy McCloud

“- Emily Carson: Well, it's a nice night, and I have to walk Camille. Do you want to take a walk with me?
- Scott Turner: No. No. Well, you see, I'm starting to like you, and if we're going to walk I'm just going to like you even more, and then one day we might even end up in love and everything will go on fine for a while, but-but then one day -...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mare Winningham - Emily Carson
Tom Hanks - Scott Turner

“- Peter Sanderson: What's your prolem?
- Detective Wagner: You are. I don't like you.
- Peter Sanderson: Fine, don't ask me out on a date.
- Detective Wagner: Don't worry, I won't. I've seen how your dates end up.”

Christopher Lambert - Peter Sanderson
Daniel Baldwin - Det. Andy Wagner

“- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
- Mae Mordabito: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Oh. I don't know why you get dressed at all.”

Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“- Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island: My idea of a perfect date would be a man who takes me to a romantic dinner, and then we walk along the beach barefoot discussing books and... and music and... and movies.
- Karen Krantz - Miss New York: No wonder you're still a virgin.”
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island
Melissa De Sousa - Karen Krantz - Miss New York

“- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: Cancel my morning.
- Marlene's Assistant: But you have a showing! What do I tell them?
- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: You have a Harvard education, make something up!”
Julianne Moore - Marlene Craven
Tom Francis - Marlene's Assistant

“- Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
- Sorority Sister: What's the bad news?
- Detective Cameron: They're dead.”
Tom Atkins - Ray Cameron

“- Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
- Joey O'Brien: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
- Molly: I guess.
- Joey O'Brien: We'll forget dinner...”
Judith Hoag - Molly
Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“- Willow Rosenberg: What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe.
- Buffy Summers: Meow.
- Willow Rosenberg: Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before.”

Alyson Hannigan - Willow Rosenberg
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers

“Back where I come from, any experience with something with only two feet, uhm, was considered a plus... but down here in London... it's all about something else. Getting a girl can be like... waging a full-scale campaign.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- Tom Farrell: Let's get out of here.
- Susan Atwell: My date's not going to like that much. But what the hell, his wife will be delighted.”
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- Fink: How did you make out?
- Spaz: We just kind of talked.”

Keith Knight - Fink
Jack Blum - Spaz

“Oh, you were going to show me a good time. A good time! Well, I might as well had stayed home and played solitaire!”
Thelma Todd - Lucille

“- Mort: I just want to be involved, that's all I want, is to be involved.
- Eli: You must be going there with a very negative attitude, a negative mentality, and it shows, and it projects itself in some way and they sense it, and that's why they reject you, your going there predisposed to being rejected, that's what I think.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort
Michael Emil - Eli

“- Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
- Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Lydia: I have never been through a dating period.
- Anne: It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.”
Amanda Plummer - Lydia
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely

“Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins