Date quotes

“- Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway: I was wondering if... how'd you would feel about my taking you to dinner tonight.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Are you asking me out on a date?
- Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway: No...
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: It sounded like you were asking me out on a date.”
Demi Moore - Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Michael Jordon: Where do you wanna go, honey?
- Janet Dunn: Uh...
- Michael Jordon: To your place or to mine?
- Janet Dunn: I don't care. Let's just go.
- Michael Jordon: Just go straight up Park Avenue, all right? We'll tell you exactly where once we finish negotiating.”
Gene Wilder - Michael Jordon
Kathleen Quinlan - Janet Dunn

“- Karen: You'll never get this many people to come to my funeral.
- Michael: Ohh, Karen, I'll come. And, you know... I'll bring a date.”
JoBeth Williams - Karen
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.”
Janeane Garofalo - Ellie

“You've known me for a while, and all of a sudden, you ask me out. What took you so long?”

Julie Benz - Jesse Caldwell

“- Matthew: We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?
- Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doin', but you must be doin' it wrong.”

Jonathan Brandis - Matthew
E.D. Tyree - Soda Shop Counterman

“- Dora Diamond: You have a girlfriend?
- Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. We dated in high school.
- Dora Diamond: Do you still see her?
- Paul Tannek: No. She lost some weight over the summer, so she's dating a lot more now. You know how it goes.”
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek

“- Gus: Shirley? Are you Shirley? I'm supposed to meet her here for a blind date. One of those computer deals.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: You've got to be kidding me.
- Gus: No! You're dressed in blue. That's what she's supposed to be wearing.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: This is not blue! It's turquoise.
- Gus: I don't give a shit. You wanna dance?”
Chuck Sacci - Gus
Jacqueline Carlin - Blonde in Blue Blouse

“- Ruth Merrill: I'm seeing Dorothy tonight. Paulie's gonna stay at his friends. I thought I'd take her to one of those places out by Malibu.
- David Merrill: Malibu, can you afford that?
- Ruth Merrill: Can you believe you said that?
- David Merrill: No, I'd never say anything like that.”
Annette Bening - Ruth Merrill
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“- Ron Weasley: Come with one of us! It's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl it's just sad.
- Hermione Granger: I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!”

Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Holly Goodhead: This evening I'm giving my address.
- James Bond: Then can you think of a reason why we can't go for a drink afterwards?
- Holly Goodhead: Not immediately. But I'm sure I shall.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“- Candy Pink: Okay you guys, what's the plan for tonight?
- Valerie: Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!
- Candy Pink: So? They can still be dates!”
Julie Brown - Candy Pink
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Jessi Ramsey: Stacey, how was your date with Luca?
- Stacey McGill: Smashing...
- Kristy Thomas: Smashing? What, did he hit you over the head with his charm?”
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey
Bre Blair - Stacey McGill
Schuyler Fisk - Kristy Thomas

“Get yourself some flowers, good clothes, good food, a car, and learn how to use words like 'non-committal', and you are a date and a half, man.”
Rick Ducommun - Henry

“Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.”
Bonnie Hunt - Laurel Boyd

“Iris has run out of single women to fix me up with as a dinner date, so she wracks her brain and comes up with this widow who's fifteen years older than me, overweight with rotten teeth... You know, it doesn't sound all that bad. I mean, I like a full-figured woman. Teeth you can always fix. And what does age matter if you've got a good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - Warren

“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... you know, see what happens.”
David Koechner - Champ Kind

“- Alfred Schultz: So where's my blind date?
- Hawk Ganz: She'll be here! They're coming all the way in from the Bronx.
- Alfred Schultz: So what? Are you fixing me up with a bimbo?
- Hawk Ganz: Oh no, they're young girls... bimbettes.”
Bronson Pinchot - Alfred Schultz
Fisher Stevens - Hawk Ganz

“I have to go. I have to live my life. I have to appear calm and intelligent, I am dating a person.”
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Laurie Rorbach: Are you following me?
- Joe Slovak: Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.”
Daphne Zuniga - Laurie Rorbach
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“Second date, no tongue!”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: She looks like she's about fifteen.
- Lazlo: No, no, no.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
John Savident - Edmund Lazlo

“- Danny Ocean: Phil Turenteen.
- Rusty Ryan: Dead.
- Danny Ocean: No shit. On the job?
- Rusty Ryan: Skin cancer.
- Danny Ocean: Did you send flowers?
- Rusty Ryan: Dated his wife for a while.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Ethan: Just let me come over to your house and ask you for a date all right, real straight? I'll sit in the living room and talk to your mom. I'll bring flowers and candy, whatever guys do.
- Caitlin Rose: Are you nuts?
- Ethan: Yeah. I'll do that.”
Brian Austin Green - Ethan
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose