Date quotes

“Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of shit to do. Shit. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more.”

Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Larry Wilson: Rich, if she finds out you live with your folks, you're gonna embarrass yourself.
- Richard Parker: Yeah. Yeah, I know. But I can't do that to you, Larry.
- Larry Wilson: It's the coackroaches isn't it?
- Richard Parker: Well...
- Larry Wilson: They scatter when the light goes on.”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

- Kirk Lazarus: It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?
- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: ... Lance.
- Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ

“If you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.”

Molly Shannon - Tracy

“- Marion Ravenwood: You still living a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?
- Indiana Jones: Why? You looking for a date?
- Marion Ravenwood: With anyone but you.”
Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Megan Dayton: Whatever you do, don't shave your legs.
- Grace Briggs: Why?
- Megan Dayton: Well, then you definitely won't let it go too far.
- Grace Briggs: Megan! It's a first date!
- Megan Dayton: Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

“I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.”

Hope Davis - Joyce Brabner

“- Prince Henry: Nicole, do you know the ruins at Amboise?
- Danielle: Yes.
- Prince Henry: I often go there to be alone. Would you meet me there tomorrow?
- Danielle: I shall try.
- Prince Henry: Then I shall wait all day.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Judas - Real: I could pick you up in a half hour.
- Serra - Real: I thought you said you're an hour and a half away.
- Judas - Real: I have a Porsche.”
Aaron Ruell - Judas - Real
Eleanor Hutchins - Serra - Real

“- Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
- Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: As a matter of fact, I am.
- Alex: Why don't you take me somewhere now?”
Brittany Murphy - Alex
Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

“- Trent: You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a pre-emptive strike against litigation. I'm asking because...
- Meredith: I'll have dinner with you.
- Trent: What changed your mind?
- Meredith: Anyone who can say 'preemptive strike against litigation' with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.”
Jon Stewart - Trent
Gillian Anderson - Meredith

“- Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
- Gord Brody: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?”
Marisa Coughlan - Betty
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Roxanne: You even got me in bed.
- C.D. Bales: Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.
- Roxanne: Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed with him otherwise.
- C.D. Bales: You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceilling tiles.
- Roxanne: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“- Charles Townsend: I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
- Jimmy Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?”
John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Bernie Mac - Jimmy Bosley

- "Mud": How could you invite her over?! She's going to find out!
- Dennis Van Welker: Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner.
Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker

“- Kitty: You practically date-raped me!
- Tommy Patel: I what? I date-raped you six times!
- Kitty: Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
- Tommy Patel: A bit!”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kitty
Eric Idle - Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel

“- Ike: I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
- Bliss: Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
- Ike: No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
- Bliss: Don't you want to meet these guys?
- Ike: I would. But my friends are counting on me.
- Bliss: Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.”
Wendell Brown - Ike
Barbara Bach - Bliss

“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
- Reggie: Yes, sir.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You ever made love to a man?
- Reggie: No.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You want to?”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Dennis Greene - Reggie
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Steve: So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?
- Stella Bridger: Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
- Steve: No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache, not exactly my type.”
Edward Norton - Steve
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Megs: I bet we would have had a horrible time at the goddamn prom.
- Martha: We would have left early.
- Megs: We would have gone some place fancy for dinner.
- Martha: No, I doubt we would have been hungry.
- Megs: Maybe we would have driven some place. Some place quiet. Parked. Then - who knows.
- Martha: Who knows.”
Robert De Niro - Megs
Kathy Baker - Martha

“- Lewis Rothschild: I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation from me thirty minutes beforehand.
- Robin McCall: And they find this romantic?
- Lewis Rothschild: Well, I say it with a great deal of charm.”
Michael J. Fox - Lewis Rothschild
Anna Deavere Smith - Robin McCall

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen