Date quotes

“Okay, I was going to tell you, okay? There was this guy Joey. His name is Joey; he's at work. We went out and we had dessert; I went out and had dessert with him when I told you I worked late and I didn't work late and I'm feeling really guilty in case we're gonna die. I just wanted you to know that.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Robert Philip: You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.
- Giselle: Date?
- Robert Philip: Yeah, you know. Date. You go someplace special, like a restaurant, or a movie, or museum,
or you just hang out and you talk.
- Giselle: What do you talk about?
- Robert Philip: About each other. About...” (continue)(continue reading)
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“- Bob Rueland: Would you go out with me?
- Grace Briggs: Yes?
- Bob Rueland: Is that a question?
- Grace Briggs: No, it's a yes. Yes.
- Bob Rueland: Tomorrow night?
- Grace Briggs: Yes.
- Bob Rueland: Eight o'clock?
- Grace Briggs: Yes.
- Bob Rueland: Pick you up here?
- Grace Briggs: Yes.
- Bob Rueland: My, you're a very difficult woman.”
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave". Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity.
- Anna Riley: What does that mean?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: It means these mothers keep making these dates for me that I can't refuse. They're very intimidating, they're like the Kosher Nostra. They're little women but very determined.
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“- Sue Storm: Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!
- Reed Richards: You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.
- Sue Storm: Really?
- Reed Richards: Mm.
- Sue Storm: I gave him twenty!”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

- Sharon Pogue: I just don't have to tell my life story to a total stranger. "What do you do?" and "Where are you from?" it's endless.
- Robby: I think the problem was you didn't wanna clean his little bitty pipes too soon.
- Sharon Pogue: No, the problem is that all I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was pissin' me... (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Lopez - Sharon Pogue
Jeremy Sisto - Robby

“- Tommy Lucero: I'll be out of any jail you put me in by 3 o'clock Friday.
- Inspector Laborde: And why is that?
- Tommy Lucero: Oh, because I have to see someone at 4 o'clock on Friday.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Marco St. John - Inspector Laborde

“- Mort: She's cute how could I meet her?
- Eli: By getting into an actual conversation with her, not by having an objective of trying to hit on her or pick her up, but just go around, behave nicely, talk to her, show an interest in her, if you genuinely have one, and behave normally.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort
Michael Emil - Eli

“- Ryan Evans: Speaking of prom, what are you doing?
- Kelsi Nielsen: Well, that's two days before the show. You know, I'm writing orchestrations, fixing charts, I still have to write lyrics...
- Ryan Evans: [cuts her off] Great. I'll pick you up at eight.”
Lucas Grabeel - Ryan Evans
Olesya Rulin - Kelsi Nielsen

“- Garrett Breedlove: Aurora...
- Aurora Greenway: Yes?
- Garrett Breedlove: You're not fun, by any chance, are you?
- Aurora Greenway: I don't really think we should think about that right now. Impatient boys sometimes miss dessert!”

Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.”
Ted Danson - Ray
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy

“She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“Well, that's crap. Who's ever got time to act natural with a girl?”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- Debbie: That 2nd baseman's got a really nice ass.
- Joan: I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.”
Demi Moore - Debbie
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan

“- Megan Carter: I am free every night this week but Friday.
- Michael Colin Gallagher: How about Friday?
- Megan Carter: Okay!”
Sally Field - Megan
Paul Newman - Gallagher

“- Danny Muldoon: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?
- Theresa Luna: Here.
- Danny Muldoon: With the stiffs?
- Theresa Luna: My father and I have an apartment upstairs.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Ally Sheedy - Theresa Luna

Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said "See me next year". Well, tonight the year is up.

Lou Costello - Abercrombie

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You want an example? I take her out to dinner, I order dessert, she says she doesn't want any, I get pecan pie. She asks me for a bite, I give her a bite, her face swells up like a chipmunk, she looks at me and says, "Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?"
- Ruth Schram: So what?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Mom! It... (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Anne Bancroft - Ruth Schram

“Good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?”
Teri Garr - Sandy

“- Winker: Wanna come back to my place?
- Maureen: What for?
- Winker: A fuck and a pizza.
- Maureen: Is it a wholemeal pizza?”
Paul Netterfield - Winker
Angela Clarke - Maureen

“- Eric: What's a coyote date?
- Chuck: You don't know?
- Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm... and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.”
Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Eli Craig - Chuck
Dylan Bruno - Mark

“- Sam Baldwin: I'd much rather just see somebody I like, and get a feeling about them, and ask them if they want to have a drink.
- Jonah Baldwin: Or a slice of pizza.
- Sam Baldwin: Not dinner. Not necessarily on the first date because halfway through dinner you could be really sorry you asked them to eat dinner. Whereas if it's just a drink,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin

“- Dex: You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.
- Dave: I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid.
- Dex: That's the whole point. Don't pretend. Just really let go of your desire.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave