Divorce quotes

“I don't see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.”
Olga Kurylenko

“I never want to marry, I just want to get divorced.”
Jessica Harper - Natasha

“- Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
- Eve Kendall: Why?
- Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.”
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill
Eva Marie Saint - Eve Kendall

“If you believe in romance, and if you believe in marriage, you also have to believe in divorce.”
Alex Borstein

“Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body.”
Alan Alda - Bert Spitz

“The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.”
Amy Poehler

“- Wang Ta: This is not China. This is a different world. And here a man has the right to choose his own wife.
- Wang Chi-Yang: And here he also has the right to get divorced every year and pick a new one.”
James Shigeta - Wang Ta
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“When you love someone, I believe you should be unselfish enough to give them whatever they want.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“- J. Paul Getty: They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.
- Fletcher Chase: I wish I knew that three marriages ago.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty
Mark Wahlberg - Fletcher Chace

“- Bob Campbell: I've asked my wife for a divorce... Did you hear me?
- Dian Fossey: I'm scared.
- Bob Campbell: You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell
Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”

Julie Andrews - Gru's Mom

“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Son, I've played sick, drunk, divorced, and on the run. Bad Blake hasn't missed a goddamn show in his whole fucking life.”

Jeff Bridges - Bad Blake

“- Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Say it.
- Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Monogamy isn't realistic.”
Colin Quinn - Gordon
Devin Fabry - Nine Year Old Amy
Carla Oudin - Five Year Old Kim

“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
- Brenner: Good.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill

“- Granny: Did you talk to Marci?
- Del Spooner: No, G.G., I haven't talked to Marci.
- Granny: When I was coming up, we didn't just marry someone, then divorce them and then not talk to them.”

Adrian Ricard - Granny
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“- Staff Sergeant William James: I had a girlfriend and, uh, she got pregnant, so we got married, and we got divorced... or, you know, I thought we got divorced. I mean, she's still living in the house and she says we're still together, so I... I don't know. Wha-what does... what does that make her? I don't know.
- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Dumb......” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James
Anthony Mackie - Sergeant JT Sanborn

“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”
Cary Grant

“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Steve Guttenberg - Michael
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Dr. Lynn Denlon: What is it you want from me, Chris?
- Chris: A divorce.”
Bahar Soomekh - Dr. Lynn Denlon
Alan Van Sprang - Chris

“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...”
Peter O'Toole

“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: He bought her this boat on their 14th wedding anniversary. They sailed her to Catalina. Sally flew home. I don't think Felix has been on her more than once or twice since then.
- Ben Coogan: No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Because he bought her a boat?
- Ben Coogan: Well, he's only been on her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten
Robert Webber - Ben Coogan

“In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.”
Lauren Bacall