Divorce quotes
194 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
“- Steffi: Over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
- Joe: That's something we never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.” - From the movie: Rookie of the Year
“- Troy: You black bitches are all the same.
- Robin Stokes: Bitch?
- Troy: Y'all always complaining about how nobody don't want your ass, don't nobody know how to treat ya! Then you meet a man, a brother, with genuine interest in ya, and you gotta act simple. Then you wonder why we date white women.
- Robin Stokes: A white woman can have your...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cleopatra
“- Cleopatra: If I implored you to marry me, you wouldn't?
- Julius Caesar: I'd have to ask my wife in Rome.
- Cleopatra: Oh, as if you care about that. Divorce her. Together we could conquer the world!” - From the movie: Amazon Women on the Moon
“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.”
- From the TV Series: The Tudors
“- Queen Katherine: I am so glad to see you. It is often lonely here.
- Charles V: Lonely?
- Queen Katherine: Things are not well between us. His Majesty and I.
- Charles V: But... I saw with my own eyes how attentive he is to you. He looks at you with such devotion, it seems. With such love.
- Queen Katherine: I fear that is for your benefit....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Seven Years in Tibet
“Dear Heinrich. Please sign the divorce papers and send them to my lawyer. Horst and I intend to be married as soon as the divorce is finalized. As for your letter, yes, your son Rolf Harrer was born while you were climbing the mountain. He is now two years old and calls Horst papa. When he is old enough I'll tell him his real father was lost in...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: America's Sweethearts
- From the movie: Rich Kids
“- Jamie Harris: We were going out that night. They said I could pick any restaurant in the whole world I wanted to go to. I was nine years old. I picked McDonald's.
- Franny Philips: I love McDonald's.” - From the movie: The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
“Are you divorced or widowed? Did your husband commit suicide? I could understand that.”
- From the movie: Author! Author!
“No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me about anything. We're like a little club.”
- From the movie: Mama is boos!
- From the movie: Enough Said
“- Albert: So while you were, uh, being torn, she was poisoning our relationship and poisoning your perception of me. Now why would you want that?
- Eva: I don't know, I mean, except maybe I was trying to protect myself, because, you know, we've both been married before. And you know how things can turn out.
- Albert: What about us? What about...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Larry Crowne
- From the movie: The Big Lebowski
“- The Dude: Five fucking years ago you were divorced!
- Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?” - From the movie: The Palm Beach Story
- From the movie: The Even Stevens Movie
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
“Never count me out until the fat lady divorces me!”
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.”
- From the movie: A Little Romance
“- Daniel: You have a father or just a mother?
- Lauren: No, I have a father. As a matter of fact, I'm on my third.
- Daniel: Does your mother divorce them or just kill them?
- Lauren: No, still alive.” “- Teresa Barzak: Why didn't you take it to your place?
- Det. Barzak: 'Cause I'm not settled in yet.
- Teresa Barzak: It's only been two years!
- Det. Barzak: I'm slow to adjust to psychological upheaval.”- From the movie: Shock Treatment
“Alimony is just another word for rape.”
“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
- From the movie: Mother
“- Lawyer: Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.
- Karen Henderson: I'm not planning to leave the state.
- John Henderson: No. She just left me. She had nothing against...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Jesse Stone: No Remorse
“- Rose Gammon: So, how did you feel?
- Jesse Stone: Awful.
- Rose Gammon: 'Awful's one word, how 'bout a sentence.
- Jesse Stone: When Jenn and I were together, I tried to pay attention to what she wanted. If she was happy, I always said to myself, 'I'm happy'... wasn't true, but I thought it oughtta be true, so, I insisted on trying to make it...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Sextette
“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
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