Divorce quotes
194 divorce quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Inventing the Abbotts
“- Alice Abbott: I'm married.
- Jacey Holt: I thought you were getting a divorce.
- Alice Abbott: I am, but it's not final yet.” - From the movie: The Age of Innocence
“Divorce is always unpleasant.”
- From the movie: All I Want for Christmas
“After we get your parents back together, help me split up mine!”
- From the movie: Flawless
“- Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
- Rusty: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.” - From the movie: Cruising
“- Patrolman DiSimone: She's not going to make a fool out of me. Takes the kids and goes to Florida to see her sister and leaves me a note. Ten years of marriage down the drain.
- Patrolman Desher: They're all scumbags.
- Patrolman DiSimone: What?
- Patrolman Desher: Women. They're all scumbags.
- Patrolman DiSimone: Who. Which ones?
- Patrolman...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Corrina, Corrina
“Motherfucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy. I always thought it'd be my ex-wife did that.”
- From the movie: Madhouse
“- Claudia: He barely knows I'm alive, he cut my allowance.
- Jessie Bannister: He cut her allowance, honey!
- Mark Bannister: To what? $9000.00 a month?
- Claudia: He makes me drive his old Jaguar.
- Jessie Bannister: Now Claudia, some people have worse problems.
- Claudia: Like Who?
- Jessie Bannister: Like people who don't have cars.
- Claudia...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Lost Boys
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- From the movie: The War of the Roses
- From the movie: At the Circus
- From the movie: Shirley Valentine
“Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.”
- From the movie: New York Stories
“You don't know how deep I go, or how down I get! I was married four times before you were born!”
- From the movie: Bye Bye Love
“I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me.”
- From the movie: Reversal of Fortune
“You decide you're gonna get a divorce, you're gonna divorce your husband. A week later you're accused of child abuse.”
- From the movie: Made for Each Other
“The next time you go out and get tanked, if you don't take me, I'll get a divorce.”
- From the movie: Peter's Friends
“- Carol Benson: I was married to a bisexual.
- Maggie Chester: What happened?
- Carol Benson: He left me. For another woman, the ultimate put down.” - From the movie: Nothing to Lose
- From the movie: Out to Sea
“- Charlie Gordon: Should've had him neutered.
- Liz LaBreche: Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.” - From the movie: Bombshell
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