Drinking quotes

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“- Meryl Burbank: Why don't you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink? All natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.
- Truman Burbank: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
- Meryl Burbank: I've tasted other cocoas. This is the best.”

Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank
Laura Linney - Meryl Burbank

“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Don Vito Corleone: My wife is crying upstairs. I hear cars coming to the house. Consigliore of mine, I think it's time you told your Don what everyone seems to know.
- Tom Hagen: I didn't tell Mama anything. I was just about to come up and wake you so that I could tell you.
- Don Vito Corleone: But you needed a drink first.
[Hagen nods]
- Don...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone
Robert Duvall - Tom Hagen

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.”
Dean Martin

“- Sarah Packard: I'm a college girl. Two days a week - Tuesdays and Thursdays - I go to college.
- Fast Eddie: You don't look like a college girl.
- Sarah Packard: I'm the emancipated type. Real emancipated.
- Fast Eddie: No, I didn't mean that... whatever that means. I mean you just don't look young enough.
- Sarah Packard: I'm not.
- Fast...” (continue)(continue reading)
Piper Laurie - Sarah Packard
Paul Newman - Eddie Felson

“I choose to drink! And I blame myself! I am happy to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink! I got an ex-wife and a son I never talk to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink!”
Denzel Washington - Whip Whitaker

“You'd even drink gasoline if it was in a bottle! You stink like an alcoholic! Positively disgusting!”

Joni Ruth White - La Rue

“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- King George VI: How do you manage drinking during the day?
- Winston Churchill: Practice.”
Ben Mendelsohn - King George VI
Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

- Brant: A double Irish.
- Wellesley Barman: Only thing, buddy, we're closed.
- Brant: Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, "Ice with that, sir?". Now, let's begin again. A double Irish.
Jason Statham - Brant
Felix Scott - Wellesley Barman

“Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.”
Will Smith - Hitch

“- Randall Bragg: Mr. Everett Hitch. You a drinking man, Everett?
- Virgil Cole: Not so much.
- Randall Bragg: Hard to like a man who doesn't drink a little.
- Virgil Cole: But not impossible.”
Jeremy Irons - Randall Bragg
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby!”
Greta Garbo - Anna Christie

“Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!”

Thomas Haden Church - Jack

“- Detective Richie Roberts: You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
- Frank Lucas: You got any holy water?”
Russell Crowe - Detective Richie Roberts
Denzel Washington - Frank Lucas

“A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerby will think he is an officer.”
Robert De Niro - Master Chief Billy Sunday

“- Jody: Would you like a Pelegrino?
- Chris Macauley: Is that beer?
- Jody: No, it's bottled mineral water.
- Chris Macauley: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Those are really good.
- Jody: You're really sweet. I'll get you a juice.”
Joan Cusack - Jody
Chris O'Donnell - Chris Macauley

“I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strong person.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she'll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it's our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”
J.D. Evermore - Redneck

“Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.”

Jon Cryer - Duckie

“Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush.”
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer

“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu