Flirting quotes

“All right, well, here's what you do, all right, first off you gotta ask a girl a lot of questions, then you have to listen to the answers, actually be interested in her, all right, If you can do those things, you'll be light years ahead of all the other guys.”
Ethan Hawke - Dad

“The first day I saw Richard Burton on the 'Cleopatra' set, there was a lot of hemming and hawing and he said hello to Joe Mankiewicz and everyone. And then he sort of sidled over to me and said 'Has anybody ever told you that you're a very pretty girl?'. And I said to myself, Oh gevaldt, here's the great lover, the great wit, the great...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liz Taylor

“If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!”

Joan Cusack - Jenny Portman

“Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson

“- Catherine: Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice.
- Nick: You like playing games don't you?
- Catherine: I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun.”

Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“. John Arlington: Darling, may I put my hand on your breast?
- Antoinette Lilly: No!”
Geoffrey Lewis - John Arlington
Sondra Locke - Antoinette Lily

“- The Manager: Have I met you before?
- Malaina: Maybe in one of your better dreams.”
Paul Lieber - The Manager

“- George Milton: Lennie! Listen to me, God damn it! Don't you even look at her! I don't care what she says or what she does, she's a rat trap if I ever seen one.
- Lennie Small: But I wasn't doing nothing.
- George Milton: No, but when she was shoving her legs around you weren't looking the other way neither. Keep away from her!”

Gary Sinise - George Milton
John Malkovich - Lennie Small

“- The Ringo Kid: Look, Miss Dallas. You got no folks... neither have I. And, well, maybe I'm takin' a lot for granted, but... I watched you with that baby - that other woman's baby. You looked... well, well I still got a ranch across the border. There's a nice place - a real nice place... trees... grass... water. There's a cabin half built. A...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid
Claire Trevor - Dallas

“I wanna be thirty and flirty and thriving.”
Christa B. Allen - Young Jenna

“- Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?
- James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
- Vesper Lynd: Smart?
- James Bond: Single.”
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- John Robie: You're here in Europe to buy a husband.
- Frances Stevens: The man I want doesn't have a price.
- John Robie: That eliminates me.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens

“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and startdating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meetgirls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chuck McCann - Bartender
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Jack Clayton: Oh I'm crazy about you.
- Tira: I did my best to make you that way.”
Cary Grant - Jack Clayton
Mae West - Tira

“I think I'd miss you, even if we'd never met.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.”

Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“- Bud: What does your daddy do?
- Pam: Daddy does oil… and all that that implies.”
John Travolta - Bud
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Pam

“I just wish your eyes weren't that color.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“Don’t play hard to get with a man who's hard to get.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“In my day, a lady was incapable of feeling physical attraction until she had been instructed to do so by her mama.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“Owen Grady-Who prints out an itinerary for a night out?
Claire Dearing-I'm an organized person.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“Cade Yeager-What'd you buy deodorant for?
Shane Dyson-I like to smell fresh when I'm making out with your daughter.”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
Jack Reynor - Shane Dyson

“In the dating game, wedding rings are like kryptonite. If superman was a vagina.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper