Genitalia quotes
342 genitalia quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Pecker
- From the movie: Young Frankenstein
“- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
- Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Precisely.
- Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Polyester
“- Elmer Fishpaw: How's my baby doing in school?
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I learned all about my cervix in sex education yesterday!” - From the movie: Against All Odds
- From the movie: Bullets Over Broadway
- From the movie: Eddie Murphy: Delirious
“A brother's dick is too big, so it'll fuck up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.”
- From the movie: A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon
- From the movie: Halloween: Resurrection
- From the movie: All That Jazz
“- Joe Gideon: Kate, I try to give you everything I can give.
- Kate Jagger: You give all right; presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.” - From the movie: Liquid Sky
“Whether or not I like someone doesn't depend on what kind of genitals they have.”
- From the movie: Proof of Life
- From the movie: Greedy
“- Daniel: Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.
- Robin: We just kissed for two seconds?
- Daniel: No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!” - From the movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
- From the movie: 8 Crazy Nights
“- Davey: Can I prance around with my morning erection?
- Whitey: If you do you'll want an automatic ejection cause that's a technical foul!
- Eleanor: But I would like to see it anyway!” - From the movie: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
“- Papa Klump: What I do in my bedroom is my business, you understand that?
- Granny Klump: The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum!” - From the movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
“- Dr. Elizabeth Simms: You won't make any progress until you recognize your dreams for what they are.
- Nancy Thompson: And what are they?
- Dr. Elizabeth Simms: The by-products of guilt. Psychological scars stemming from moral conflicts and overt sexuality.
- Kincaid: Great. Now it's my dick that's killing me.” - From the movie: Real Genius
“- Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you or, more to the point, to you just let me know.
- Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
- Chris Knight: Not right now.
- Susan Decker: A girl's gotta have her standards.” - From the movie: Showdown in Little Tokyo
- Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
- Chris Kenner: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
- Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"? - From the movie: Gardens of Stone
- From the movie: The Guru
“My pussy is the gateway to my soul.”
- From the movie: North Dallas Forty
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
- From the movie: The Brothers McMullen
- From the movie: What Planet Are You From?
“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.” - From the movie: Junior
- Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Sexual appetite?
- Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a... a "Steifen".
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