Genitalia quotes

“- Hardcase Williams: Hey! Be careful with those scissors.
- Marguerita Ventura: Okay big boy, one move out of you, one lie, and I'll be wearing your jinglebobs for earrings. Nod if you follow my drift.”

Geoffrey Lewis - Hard Case Williams
Lainie Kazan - Marguerita Ventura

“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent

“I got a problem with my pecker.”
Matthew Causey - Pondo

“- Cale: The only party I heard about is the one in your panties.
- Haley Gordon: Oh, no. There's absolutely no way there could be a party in my panties.
- Cale: Why not?
- Haley Gordon: Because I'm not wearing any.”

Ethan Suplee - Cale
Isidra Vega - Haley Gordon

“I've heard about almost all niggers got these really big dicks, you know, salami size cocks. Now I had many different blowjobs by any number of different bitches so I know how much room my white boy's dick takes up in bitch's mouth right? My question is how in hell this little bitch got this big nigger's dick in her mouth and chopped it off with...” (continue)(continue reading)

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“- Liceman: What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?
- Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
- Liceman: Say it again!
- Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
- Liceman: Say it again!
- Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.”
Ron Leibman - Major Vaughn Liceman
Tommy Citera - Hash

“Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.”

Lloyd Kaufman - Doctor

“- George Henderson: We don't even know what it is. We don't know if it's male or female.
- Sarah Henderson: Definitely male.
- Nancy Henderson: How can you tell? Don't answer that, honey.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
Margaret Langrick - Sarah Henderson
Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson

“- Jewel Stern: You're saying there's absolutely no way you can get your boy to talk to me? Is that what you're saying? He's gotta talk to me.
- Manny: I'm saying he'd rather nail his penis to a burning building, is what I'm saying, okay?”

Ellen Barkin - Jewel Stern
John Leguizamo - Manny

“I want you to understand somethin', pal. If you don't disappear from my family's life, I'm gonna rip your balls off and shove 'em so far up your ass they'll come out your fuckin' mouth! You got that, my friend?”

William Petersen - Steve Walker

“- Doberman: How long is this blade, White?
- Richie: Three inches. Almost as big as your dick.
- Doberman: Funny. You know if this was any longer, you'd do time?
- Richie: If it was any smaller, you wouldn't have found it!”
Harry Northup - Doberman
Matt Dillon - Richie

“Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red

“Get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!”

Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup

“The guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick.”
Peter Coyote - Thomas Krasny

“- Sara: Garbage Dick?
- Matt: Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year or two ago, anyway.
- Sara: Wait, what does that mean?
- Matt: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?”

Laura Satzman - Sara
Paul Soter - Matt

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana

“- Clarence Worley: I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
- Alabama: Stop being so fucking calm about all this.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman