Homosexuality quotes

“But that wife of his, Eleanor... big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.”

Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“Turn gay, attract women.”
James Le Gros - Jack

“I'm an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.”
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

- Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
- John: You mean, like, flaming, or...
- Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
- Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
- John: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
- Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam... (continue)(continue reading)

William Lucking - Recruiter
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“There are no straight lawyers in Turkey. All bent. Bent, as happens, occupational necessity. They have special classes in corruption at night school. If you get suspected of honesty, then you get disbarred.”
Sir John Hurt - Max

“Now, I’m going to tell you something that’s going to make you immediately feel a little better. People tell you you can be born gay, that’s not true. You cannot be born a homosexual, this is a lie. Now, I’m a counselor and a pastor, but was I born that way? No. It’s behavioral. It’s a choice.”
Joel Edgerton - Victor Sykes

“A gay man alone could never begin to replicate the inner workings of the female mind.”
Michael Patrick King

“Every band puts out at least one pussy song so they can find out who the faggots are!”
Bradford Tatum - Hubbs

“I’m not gay. I’m literate and urbane and that confuses people.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

I came out of the closet in my mid-twenties. I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he finally acknowledged it. I’m not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong like I had said, “Dad, I’m gray”.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Mitchell Pritchett

“- Kayla Pospisil: I'm not a lesbian.
- Jess Carr: I'm not a Democrat.”
Margot Robbie - Kayla Pospisil
Kate McKinnon - Jess Carr

“- Gil: In the fridge. Jill got you your faggoty mineral water.
- Bradley Thomas: I didn't know H2O's got a sexual orientation.”
Marc Blucas - Gil
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- Counselor: Did marriage make you happy?
- Elton John: Not really. I'm gay.”
Taron Egerton - Elton John

“- Elton John: I'm... a homosexual. A poofter... a fairy... a queen... well say something!
- Sheila: Oh, for God's sake, I knew that. I've known for years.”
Taron Egerton - Elton John
Bryce Dallas Howard - Sheila

“- Mr. Perlman: You're too old not to accept people for who they are. What's wrong with them? What's wrong with them? You call them Sonny and Cher behind their backs...
- Elio: That's what mom calls them. That's what mom calls them!
- Mr. Perlman: ...and then accept gifts from them. The only person that reflects badly on is you. Is it because...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Stuhlbarg - Mr. Perlman
Timothée Chalamet - Elio

“- Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.
- Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.
- Joe: Why not?
- Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.
- Joe: Are you sure?
- Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.
- Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
- Biaggio: What?
- Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Robinson - Joe
Moises Arias - Biaggio

You know, when I lie awake at night and list my regrets, you're one of them. I say to myself, "Simone, you're a lesbian. Why did you sleep with Adam Jones?"
Uma Thurman - Simone Forth

“- Michael Ryan: What are you guys doing tonight?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Nothing much.
- Toni: Kappa Omega party.
- Michael Ryan: Oh, you mean the homo house?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Well one will crack jokes about others when they are insecure with their own masculinity.”
C. Thomas Howell - Michael Ryan
Kelly Preston - Deborah Anne Fimple
Lori Loughlin - Toni

“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Charles Newman: I swear, Oscar, if you weren't gay I'd have to kill you.
- Oscar Novak: Gay? I'm not gay. I didn't... gay.”
Dylan McDermott - Charles Newman
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“- Jeffrey: My teacher Miss Kramer has a girlfriend.
- Paula: Oh, that's nice.
- Jeffrey: She's a lesbian.”
Tyrel Jackson Williams - Jeffrey
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
- Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
- Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
- Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
- Jay: Dude, not all the time.”
Jason Mewes - Jay
Chris Rock - Rufus

Steven, with a V, that means "Very Gay". And when people disrespect my gay brothers and sisters, I rain terror on them! Shock and awe, shock and awe.
Steve Carrell - Steven Goldstein

I googled you, and "Closet Queens" came out. Are you a lesbian?

Adam Sandler - Jim

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves