Homosexuality quotes

We can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes”.
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Chances are she'll grow out of it. If not... well, medical science is progressing in leaps and bounds. There could be a breakthrough at any time!”

Gilbert Goldie - Dr. Bennett

“- Massarelli: One last time: are you gay?
- Jane: Yes I am. I bet a lot of women tell you that. But in my case, it happens to be true.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Massarelli
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane

“- Mollie: I was artificially inseminated.
- James: Are you a lesbo?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
John Travolta - James

“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?”
Michael Bates - Chief Guard

“When heterosexual partners die their pensions go to their spouses. But because my partner is a woman, I don't get to do that. In my twenty three years of being a police officer, I've never asked for special treatment. I'm only asking for equality.”
Julianne Moore - Laurel Hester

“- Steve Rimbauer: According to family legend, Uncle Posey had a... thing... for cowboys.
- Nick Hardaway: He liked chaps in chaps. Was he into roping or branding?”
Matt Keeslar - Steve Rimbauer
Julian Sands - Nick Hardaway

“As far as the whole lesbian thing goes. If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“- Chuck Levine: Larry, look at us, we're not gay! But if we were gay, don't you think I'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you? I'm Mr February, for God's sake. It would be like the Prom King fooling around with a tuba player.
- Larry Valentine: Oh great, I play tuba.
- Chuck Levine: Larry, I love you, but I'm not in love with you,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“No matter whom we choose to love, be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.”

Dan Aykroyd - Captain Phineas J. Tucker

"Me in Camp F"? What's this, a gay prison story?

Vic Reeves - Bendle

“Tim, I know you're really not into girls. But it's okay. Love is love. Now go out there and get yourself a fine piece of man-ass!”
Jessica Rothe - Tree Gelbman

“It's funny, gay used to mean such a happy kind of a word, once.”
Paul McCrane - Montgomery

“- Steven Goldstein: Hell! If you and I got married tomorrow, I'd be entitled to your benefits!
- Laurel Hester: Wait, is that a proposal?
- Steven Goldstein: Oh honey. I would marry you, but I wouldn't know what to do with your vagina.”
Steve Carrell - Steven Goldstein
Julianne Moore - Laurel Hester

“Take out all the homosexuals and there is no Hollywood.”
Liz Taylor

“Semen. What is it about that ridiculous white secretion that pulls down the corners of an Englishman's mouth?”
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey

“- Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
- Woof: What do you mean...?
- Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
- Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
- Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
- Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but I'm not a homosexual, no.”
Janet York - Prison Psychiatrist
Don Dacus - Woof

“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt.”
Richard Pryor - Wally

“- Steven Goldstein: I am not a radical. I am a middle-class, Jewish homosexual from New Jersey. How about you, sweetheart?
- Dane Wells: I'm a straight, white, ex-Protestant, atheist cop. You okay with that, sweetheart?
- Steven Goldstein: I am. That is very hot.”
Steve Carrell - Steven Goldstein
Michael Shannon - Dane Wells

- Todd: You know, I was in love once, but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
- John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
- Todd: No.
- Beefy: Busted!
Allen Covert - Todd
Jonathan Loughran - John
Robert Smigel - Beefy

“- Kurt: What are you, a fag?
- Chris Briggs: My dads are gay, so shut the hell up.
- Kurt: Yeah, right! Gay guys can't have kids! They're too busy going to discos and having sex with each other. It's actually a pretty cool lifestyle.”
Adam Devine - Kurt
Alexander Ludwig - Chris Briggs

“If it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudge-packer that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall