Homosexuality quotes

This room has "Please God don't make my son a fag" written all over it.
Christine Lahti - Darly

“- George Takei: [at Lloyd's wedding] The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make.
- Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
- George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
- Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
George Takei - George Takei

“- Michael Alig: You could be my boyfriend.
- Keoki: Oh actually, I’m not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes.
- Michael Alig: Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki

“- Gary Glass: Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
- Roberta Glass: Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!”
Rosanna Arquette - Roberta Glass

“I'm a giver... not a receiver... I am not a Faggot!”

Tom Hardy - Ronald Kray

“- Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
- Rusty: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
- Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
- Rusty: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
- Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Susan's Mother: Is he still gay?
- Susan Morton: No Mom, he took that new pill... Yes Mom.”
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“We were fooling in the kitchen. Einar was wearing his grandmother's apron... We were just little boys, you know, playing around? Anyway, Einar just looked so pretty and... I had to kiss him! So, yes, I kissed Einar.”
Matthias Schoenaerts - Hans Axgil

“- Gerry Boyle: There were gay lads in the IRA?
- Colum Hennessey: Mmm... one or two. It was the only way we could successfully infiltrate the MI5.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Pat Shortt - Colum Hennessey

“Gay men don't rape their women friends.”
Ralph Fiennes - Justin Quayle

“I could never give up men, I like cock too much, but sometimes, I just need a woman's touch.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Jane: Yeah. My mother thinks it'll convert me.
- Taylor: Believe me, if that were true, a lot of queers would flock to therapists. I mean, life would be easier if we were straight. But who wants easy, right? Who wants to fit into this mold? We're trailblazers, unique and to ourselves. We're special.
- Jane: Yeah. We're special alright. We...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ellen Muth - Jane
Alicia Lagano - Taylor

“- Carol Aird: [leans down to kiss her] You're trembling...
- Therese Belivet: No, don't. I want to see you.”

Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet

“- Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
- Mary Brown: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“- Honey Whitlock: Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
- Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Jack Noseworthy - Rodney

“- Dr. Mary Guinan: In your file it says that you're gay.
- Gaetan Dugas: And also a homosexual.”
Glenne Headly - Dr. Mary Guinan
Jeffrey Nordling - Gaetan Dugas

“When you guys jerk each other off, do you take turns or is it a simultaneous thing?”
Zac Efron - Cole

“- Junior: Daddy, my face is all white.
- Buford T. Justice: Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.”
Mike Henry - Junior Justice
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“Lesbians equals ratings.”

Howard Stern - Himself

“- Joe Miller: [after being propositioned] What, you think I'm gay?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [confused] Aren't you?
- Joe Miller: [irritated, looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?”
Denzel Washington - Joe Miller
Andre B. Blake - Young Man in Pharmacy

“- Ethan: Will everybody at the prom be gay?
- Jonah: Yeah. That's why they call it the gay and lesbian prom, moron.”
Skyler Fortgang - Ethan
Ezra Miller - Jonah

“It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use 'faggot'. 'Gay' is okay.' 'Homosexual', maybe.”
Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Clive Durham: I am more sorry for you than I can possibly say and I do, do beg you to resist to return on this obsession.
- Maurice Hall: I don't need advice. I'm flesh and blood Clive, if you'll condescend to such low things. I've shared with Alec.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“- Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
- Steve Stifler: They're gay?
- Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.
- Steve Stifler: So, they're gay.”
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Paul Finch
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

“Nick, come on. You're so sensitive, you're so aware of my feelings, you're so tuned in. You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it: you're totally and completely gay!”

Marisa Tomei - Lola