Homosexuality quotes

“- John Lennon: You heard her. She thinks I fancy you.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: That's not what she said. What she said was she thinks we love one another.
- John Lennon: And what did you say?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: I might have grunted.”

Ian Hart - John Lennon
Stephen Dorff - Stuart Sutcliffe

“- Angelo Barberini: So you think this will kill them?
- Anna Barberini: Yeah, it will kill them.”

Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini
Claudia Ferri - Anna Barberini

“- Rusty: I'm an artist, you know?
- Walt Koontz: Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen.
- Rusty: Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?
- Walt Koontz: Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick, you can take an insult.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“- Kevin Dolenz: How come you never ask me if I want a date?
- Naomi: I thought you were gay!”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Anna Maria Horsford - Naomi

“I can't think of a single movie that couldn't be improved by a lesbian sex scene.”
Steve Zahn - Freak

We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“- Janey Briggs: I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to 'Bikini Kill' and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel.
- Mitch Briggs: It sounds more like you're a lesbo.”
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Cody McMains - Mitch Briggs

“It never occurred to me that I needed to say that I was gay.”
Michael Jeter

“Queen Victoria did not believe in lesbianism.”
Miriam Margolyes

“Hey! I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!”
Luke Wilson - Ben Stone

“Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke?”
Holland Taylor - Mrs. Petrie

“The hills have gone gay.”

Abraham Benrubi - Dennis

“Tony! Nice signature. Hey, is that the same one you used to endorse the check that Chuck gave you when you gambled away your mortgage payment on college football? I guess his money wasn't too gay to bail you out or keep your wife from leaving you again.”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!”

Kathy Bates - Libby Holden

“- Isaac: I got a kid, he's being raised by two women at the moment.
- Mary: I mean I think that works. They made some studies, I read in one of the psychoanalytic quarterlies. You don't need a male, I mean. Two mothers are absolutely fine.
- Isaac: Really? Because I always feel very few people survive one mother.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?".

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Georgia Hines: I love you. Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
- Jimmy Perrino: Because you're an alcoholic and I'm gay. We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“Okay, gotta think like a broad, gotta think like a broad... okay. I'm a broad. I see... lipstick. On a Tahitian beauty under a waterfall, wearing nothing by a thong, cold water cascading down her ba... I'm a lesbian!”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Tracey: So Joey, are you exclusively gay?
- Joey: You know, it's interesting. Recently, I've found myself attracted to nuns.”
Siobhan Hewlett - Tracey
Jason Statham - Joey

“- Nicole: So, I take it you're not in a frat?
- Casey: No, because I'm not angry and secretly gay.”
Sarah Wright - Nicole
Skylar Astin - Casey

“Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

I'll introduce a bill. But if all the angels came dancing down to earth like the Rockettes, even they couldn't get a dime out of this administration for anything with the name "gay" on it.
Dakin Matthews - Congressman Phil Burton

“I chose to treat the homosexuality like I would treat any other form of sexuality.”
Barbet Schroeder

“I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!”
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks