Homosexuality quotes

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“My poor child. You're like Achilles; cursed by your greatness. You must never confuse your feelings with your duties, Alexander. A king must make public gestures for the common people. You will be nineteen this summer, and the girls already say you don't like them, you like Hephastion more.”

Angelina Jolie - Olympias

“- Therese Belivet: I wanna know, I think... I mean, I wanna ask you things, but I'm... I'm not sure that you want that...
- Carol Aird: [crying] Ask me, things... Please...”
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“- Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?
- Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does this answer your question?
- Officer Milner: Oh man! They were fags?”
Chuck Lafont - Officer Milner
Mark Bringelson - Officer McCord

This is America, and we're Christians here - aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way - and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action", which is how they describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's... (continue)(continue reading)
Leslie Grossman - Girl Student

“- Emily Weiss: Thank God he was born an orphan. It would have killed his parents. And thank goodness he didn't end up like that Slibstrini boy.
- Harry Weiss: What are you talking about? Danny Slibstrini's a chip of the old block. Why, I played 18 holes of golf with his father just last week and Hank says that Danny's moved to New York to better...” (continue)(continue reading)

Darlene Johnson - Emily Weiss
Manning Redwood - Harry Weiss

“- Maggie Chester: I went upstairs and threw my clothes off.
- Carol Benson: That's direct. What'd he say?
- Maggie Chester: He said he wasn't in the vagina business.
- Carol Benson: That's direct too... Has Peter ever been in the vagina business?
- Maggie Chester: Yes. He slept with Sarah!”

Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Dmitri: If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
- M. Gustave: I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
- Dmitri: You are, but you're bisexual.”
Adrien Brody - Dmitri
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“I'm surprised she didn't give up the sausage and become a vagina-tarian.”
Richard Jenkins - Walter Wingfield

“All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“- Mike: I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.
- Sonny Koufax: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.
- Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.
- Sonny Koufax: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
Jonathan Loughran - Mike
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Immigration Officer #1: What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?
- Tony Montana: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man? He kidding me or what?
- Immigration Officer #2: Just answer the questions, Tony!
- Tony Montana: Okay. No. Okay? Fuck no!”
Garnett Smith - Immigration Officer #1
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Tony Perez - Immigration Officer #2

“Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient.”
Jack Davenport - Peter Smith-Kingsley

“- Jessica: It's not a gay story, it's a pervert story.
- Kevin: What's the difference?
- Wendy: You're not gay and you're a pervert.”
Stacy Hart - Jessica
Tim Harris - Kevin
Kate McEnery - Wendy

“- Admiral Seasholtz: Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
- Linus: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
- Linus: Captain Picard.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Captain Picard is not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Rogen - Admiral Seasholtz
Chris Marquette - Linus

“There are two boys waiting out there, and if you're not coming I'll fuck them both myself! I'll take them to the Grand and fuck them in front of the whole fucking hotel and I'll send you the bill!”
Jude Law - Lord Alfred Douglas

“- Therese Belivet: I mean two people who just... fall in love. With each other. Say, a boy and a boy. Out of the blue.
- Richard Semco: I don't know anyone like that. But I'll tell you this: there's always some reason for it. In the background.
- Therese Belivet: So you don't think it could just... happen to somebody, just... anybody?
- Richard...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet
Jake Lacy - Richard Semco

“Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some shit.”
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Seth: You know you shouldn't be looking at me like that, it could be sexual harrassment.
- Buddy Amaral: I wasn't looking. Besides, I'm not gay!
- Seth: Yeah, but I am.”
Johnny Galecki - Seth
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral

“- Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
- Ray Wilkins: No way! I ain't going to jail!
- Greg Phillippe: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
- Ray Wilkins: Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.”

Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins
Lochlyn Munro - Greg Phillippe

“Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.”
Nina Wadia - Wedding Guest

“Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys… in jail.”
Romany Malco - Jay

- Tyler: Hey, how much you pay for that faggot? You guys took a wrong turn. This is a "No Homo" zone.
- Erik: I ain't a homo. And neither is he. He got it from a blood transfusion.
- Tyler: Well then what's that awful smell?
- Erik: Well see, we was walking across the grass when we accidentally stepped in your mother.
Aeryk Egan - Tyler
Brad Renfro - Erik

“The sole excuse for a relationship between two men is that it remains purely platonic. Surely you agree to that.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham

“- Prior Walter: I had a wet dream.
- Belize: Mmm. The Calvin Klein man?
- Prior Walter: No, it was a woman.
- Belize: Are you turnin' straight on me?”
Justin Kirk - Prior Walter
Jeffrey Wright - Belize