Humor quotes
178 humor quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Darkest Hour
“- Clemmie: Let them see your true qualities, your lack of vanity.
- Winston Churchill: My poor judgment and my lying will.
- Clemmie: Your sense of humor.
- Winston Churchill: Ho, ho, ho.” - From the movie: 13 Hours
- From the movie: Ted 2
- From the movie: Spy
“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
- From the movie: Brooklyn
“- Diana: It's not politics to talk about eye operations.
- Mrs. Kehoe: It is if the eyes belong to a politician.” - From the movie: Legends of the Fall
“- Samuel: Still hung over?
- Tristan: Still drunk!” “This is Leonardo! He's our fearless leader! Raphael's like a cuddly teddy bear... if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent. Donatello, he's a technical genius. And I'm Michelangelo! I'm a triple threat: brains, brawn and a dazzling personality!”
- From the movie: Pixels
“- Sam Brenner: Did you play 'Space Invaders' recently?
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: Yes. How did you know? Why?
- Sam Brenner: Cuz you're invading my space. Back off.” - From the movie: Knock Knock
“- Genesis: Knock, knock.
- Bell: Who's there?
- Genesis: Cheating Evan.
- Bell: Cheating Evan who?
- Genesis: Cheating Evan-tually gets you killed.” - From the movie: The Revenant
- From the movie: Inside Out
“- Joy: C'mon! Think positive!
- Sadness: Okay...
- Sadness: ... I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!” - From the movie: What's the Worst That Could Happen?
“I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?”
- From the movie: The Last Witch Hunter
“Try doing that with an iPad.”
- From the movie: The Martian
- From the movie: Patch Adams
“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.”
- From the movie: The Martian
“Mars will come to fear my botany powers.”
- From the movie: Get Hard
- From the movie: Insurgent
- From the movie: Zootopia
- From the movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
- From the movie: Wild Card
- Cyrus Kinnick: Safety means much to me. I checked under every synonym for safety, but there was no 'Nick Wild'.
- Nick Wild: Well, you should have tried between "chapels" and "charm schools." - From the movie: Moonraker
- From the movie: Spectre
- From the movie: Spectre
- From the movie: Spotlight
“- Mitchell Garabedian: I'm Armenian. How many Armenians do you know in Boston?
- Mike Rezendes: Steve Kurkjian, works at the Globe...
- Mitchell Garabedian: Oh. That's two. You should get a prize or something.”
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