Humor quotes

“Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.”
Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz

“- Becca: I want something feminine.
- Tattoo Artist: [beat] He's standing right next to me.”

Flea - Tattoo Artist