Humor quotes
178 humor quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Summer. What does that word even mean, right? More "summ." Winter, same deal. More "wint"?
- From the movie: Steve Jobs
- From the movie: Spy
“Oh my God, Rayna. Thank God your hair broke your fall.”
- From the movie: Focus
“- Jess: Why did you come up here if you were on to us?
- Nicky: Professional curiosity, and I like boobs, so I considered it was a win win.” - From the movie: Spy
“How do you like my English accent? I learned it from the Downton Abbey!”
- From the movie: Inside Out
“All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.”
- From the movie: Anything Else
- From the movie: Remember
“- Tyler: Why don't you fly? It's faster.
- Zev Gutman: I don't know [laughs].
- Tyler: [smiles] That's not a good reason.
- Zev Gutman: [laughs] You're a real whipperschnapper aren't you?” - From the movie: Tinseltown
“How was I supposed to know? Locked in the attic, tied to my grandmother. Beaten, beaten, beaten by my drunken father! Of course I'm kidding. Can't you take a joke? Don't you know when a guy's kidding?”
- From the movie: No Escape
- From the movie: The Final Girls
“Nice legs. What time they open?”
- From the movie: MI-5
“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?” - From the movie: Paddington
- From the movie: Spectre
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Roman: I think that just about does it.
- Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
- Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
- Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
- Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!
- Roman: [the Chef raises his eyebrows] No Problem. If i can get a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Martian
“Uh... He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard.”
- From the movie: Spy
- From the movie: The Freshman
“Without humor, what do we have?”
- From the movie: Spy
“I am so Badass!!”
- From the movie: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
“- Benji: She tried to shoot me!
- Ethan Hunt: That doesn't make her a bad person.” - From the movie: Stagecoach
“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Come busting in here - you'd think we were being attacked! You can find another wife.
- Chris: Sure I can find another wife. But she takes my rifle and my horse. Oh, I'll never sell her. I love her so much. I beat her with a whip and she never gets tired.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Your wife?
- Chris: No, my horse. I can find...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Martian
“Tell Commander Lewis, disco sucks.”
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“I think it's a brilliant tool to have, not only to have a sense of humor, but to be able to use humor to help one navigate life.”
“The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated.”
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