Nudity quotes

- Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
- Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
- Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl", and she smiled.
- Betsy: Really?
- Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“- Judy Hopps: Oh! You are naked!
- Yax: For sure. We're a naturalist club.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Tommy Chong - Yax

“- Big Boy Caprice: Around me, if a woman don't wear mink, she don't wear nuttin'.
- Breathless Mahoney: Well, I look good both ways.”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“Jack Lucas - Found dead next to a dead, naked man. The two were dead. His companion was naked.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack

“We have naked people giving us free food!”
Kiefer Sutherland - Scott

“I don't mind nudity; I just don't do it often.”
Mischa Barton

“- Rose DeWitt Bukater: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
- Jack Dawson: He does landscapes.”

Kate Winslet - Rose Dewitt Bukater
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“Some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid!”
Ron White - Ron White

“Okay ladies, it's time for the gratuitous nudity! You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity.”
Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.”
Rosalind Russell

“She was the first girl to see me naked. Granted we were 7 years old at the time, but I had a feeling, even then. There's really something about the first girl you play doctor with. Maybe it's cosmic or something. Or perhaps it's just that she's seen your package and didn't run away screaming. Whatever it was, Allison and I were made for each...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“- Davey: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
- Whitey: He was just kidding son, you got very nice boobs.”
Adam Sandler - Davey
Adam Sandler - Whitey

“- Maggie Chester: I went upstairs and threw my clothes off.
- Carol Benson: That's direct. What'd he say?
- Maggie Chester: He said he wasn't in the vagina business.
- Carol Benson: That's direct too... Has Peter ever been in the vagina business?
- Maggie Chester: Yes. He slept with Sarah!”

Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Frank: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
- V: How much of a naked lady?
- Frank: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“Your body's shot! With your clothes off it's all over the place; I can't keep track of it!”

Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“Now I get to use a phrase I always wanted to use in med school: take your clothes off and get under the sheets.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Peter: Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped forty cars.
- Ellie: I'll remember that when we need forty cars.”

Clark Gable - Peter
Claudette Colbert - Ellie

“- Dorothy's Mother: I don't see any naked pictures of you here, Paul. I don't see any pictures of you with your privates hanging out for the whole world to look at!
- Snider: Let's get the camera. I'm willing.
- Dorothy's Mother: Oh, I bet you are.”

Carroll Baker - Dorothy's Mother
Eric Roberts - Paul Snider

“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!”
Uma Thurman - Ulla

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Perhaps we should wrestle sometime. Do you like the taut roundness that exercise brings to the buttocks?
- Maurice: Yeah.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you enjoy the warmth of the Mediterranean sun on that self-same place? I once wrestled a man on the steps of the Acropolis, when the sun was at its height,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“- Jenny: It says here this town has a famous nude beach.
- Cooper Harris: Alright, look, we can't all just lie around all day, we've got to get out there and experience the culture first hand!”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Jenny
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Michelle Trachtenberg

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette