Nudity quotes

“- Professor Lillian Sloane: Good night, Gates.
- Tracker Lewis Gates: Good night, Doc. You're not gonna walk around naked in the morning, are you?
- Professor Lillian Sloane: I'll try to restrain myself.”

Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“- Rick Leland: You never have any clothes on.
- Alberta Marlow: If anyone heard you complaining about it, they would put you in a psychopathic ward.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“You do make a better impression with your clothes off.”
Johnathon Schaech - Jackson Baring

“- Ripley: Wanna get me some clothes, or should I just go like this?
- Clemens: Given the nature of our indigenous population, I would suggest clothes. None of them have seen a woman in years. Neither have I, for that matter.”

Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Charles Dance - Clemens

“- Larabee: If they decide to drop the nude bomb, I know the answer. Well?
- Maxwell Smart: Well what?
- Larabee: Don't you wanna know the answer?
- Maxwell Smart: No.
- Larabee: Food.
- Maxwell Smart: Food?
- Larabee: Sure, the whole world will start wearing food.”

Robert Karvelas - Larabee
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Sam Hilliard: This is an emergency. May we come in?
- Chris Moscari: I'm not really dressed.
- Scott Morofsky: It's okay, we're police officers.”
John Wesley - Sam Hilliard
Cynthia Gibb - Chris Moscari
Chris Mulkey - Scott Morofsky

“- Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked?
- Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

- Professor Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
- Dallas: "More on"?
- Professor Eggstrum: Exactly.
George Furth - Professor Eggstrum
Michael Beck - Dallas

“- Dennis Rodman: At least I look good.
- Eddie: For the moment. Get your earrings, baby. You look naked.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“- Albin Grau: What is the most wondrous thing you ever saw?
- Henrik Galeen: I once saw Greta Schroeder naked.
- Albin Grau: That beats ectoplasm!”
Udo Kier - Albin Grau

“- Paige: Could you please put a shirt on or something?
- Eddie: If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men.”
Julia Stiles - Paige Morgan
Luke Mably - Eddie

“- Jeff: What'd we do to deserve this?
- Neil: We died and went to heaven.”

David Millbern - Jeff
Joseph Alan Johnson - Neil

“No, your grace, I did not know they were topless dancers. Well, they certainly helped raise a lot of money for the church.”
Flip Brown - Father Lawrence

“- Jane: George appreciates me for who I am!
- Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.”

Corey Carrier - Ralph

“Mr. Gilbert, I am a respectably married man and I love my wife dearly. Now, one of the few pleasures that she has enjoyed since the untimely demise of my beloved mother-in-law is to watch me perform upon the stage. But, I am not prepared to allow her to suffer the embarrassment of seeing me flaunted before the public like a half-dressed,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“Distracts me? A beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub? Where was I?”
Bruce Campbell - Autolycus

“- Hector Passmore: Show him the picture. He sold it to the school paper.
- Archie Howard: I got 25 bucks man!
- Alan Parker: Are you going to split it with me? I mean it is my naked ass in the paper.”
Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore
Robin Nielsen - Archie Howard
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer

“Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere.”
Lowell Ganz - Stan, the Tour Guide

“Don't worry. A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex.”
Frank Finlay - Dr. Hans Fallada

“- Carol Connelly: No, no no, absolutely not. I'm a lot more shy than people think. I give off the wrong impression.
- Simon Bishop: I have to. I haven't sketched anything in weeks.
- Carol Connelly: Stop staring. Do a vase.
- Simon Bishop: But you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck, the back, the line of you. You're why cavemen...” (continue)(continue reading)

Julie Benz - Carol Connelly
Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

- Old Rose: [about Jack Dawson drawing her naked] My heart was pounding the whole time. It was the most erotic moment of my life. Up until then, at least.
- Lewis Bodine: So what happened next?
- Old Rose: You mean, did we "do it"? Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Bodine, but Jack was very professional.
Gloria Stuart - Old Rose
Lewis Abernathy - Lewis Bodine

“- Dewey Riley: When did she start smoking?
- Randy Meeks: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
- Gale Weathers: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!”
David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers