Nudity quotes

“- Deanna Troi: You needn't worry. I'm going to brief your new counselor on everthing she needs to know.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, like hell you are. You already know too much about me. But I take it that there will be no speeches during the ceremony on Betazed?
- William Riker: No, no speeches and... no clothes.”
Marina Sirtis - Deanna Troi
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker

“- Kurt Bozwell: From now on, your life is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother and your father.
- Dexter Reed: Kurt must look awfully strange naked.”
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

Would you care to walk around in the scene with your schlong hanging out? Only in your case, darling, it would be a "schlort".

Lori Lethin - Callie Cassidy

“It doesn't matter what I do as long as I don't care about the results. And that's why now, I'm getting naked.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Jeff

Comin' to the stage now is a woman who's been in the game since Kunta Kinte was big ballin' and shot callin'. They say tricks are for kids and she got four of them mother fuckers! Let's give it up for "Trix"!

Jamie Foxx - Blue

“- Carly Marshall: Brigitte Bardot strips for millions, she's a goddess. I sunbathe topless and I'm a scandal.
- Hank Marshall: You're not Brigitte Bardot, remember?
- Carly Marshall: Wazza matta? I no make you happy?!”

Jessica Lange - Carly Marshall
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Marshall

“I find this mid-century obsession with young flesh obscene! It's like eating green cantaloupes!”
Jacqueline Bisset - Liz Hamilton

“Does anyone have a problem with that? Half-naked girls walking around at 9 am?! Last year they were completely naked at this time!”

Dean Cameron - Dave Marshak

“- Deep Voiced Lucy: How about a pit-stop?
- Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
- Deep Voiced Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
- Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
- Deep Voiced Lucy: Not necessarily.”

Christopher Peterson - Deep Voiced Lucy
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton

“- Philly: You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
- Mallow: Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
- Philly: No, not usually.
- Mallow: Oh, come on, Philly. I won't even look.
- Philly: I-I don't know.
- Mallow: Come on, it will be an adventure!”

Eric Brown - Philly
Sylvia Kristel - Mallow

“I just love naked women. It's a character flaw.”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck

“- John McClane: You know, you're the first woman since Holly to see me do this.
- Connie Kowalski: I'm honored.
- John McClane: Yeah, so was she.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Colleen Camp - Connie Kowalski

“We're, like, grounded just because I happened to wear no pants!”
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson

“I'd like to see you with your pants off, Mr. Reed.”
Diane Keaton - Louise Bryant

“- Paddy Button: Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It isn't proper to be running around naked all the time!”

Leo McKern - Paddy Button
Glenn Kohan - Young Richard

“This is how I like my men: wet and naked.”

Rebecca De Mornay - Dr. Sarah Taylor

“That dirty little pig! He's watching Nora getting undressed... I wonder if he'd let me come over.”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Jay Killian: Charlie, get some clothes on!
- Charlotte Chang: That's not what you said last night!”
Charles Bronson - Jay Killian
Jan Gan Boyd - Charlotte Chang

“- Montana Moorehead: You promised me you would get rid of Celeste. We were both naked and you promised! Naked!
- David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
- Montana Moorehead: Well, we could've been! Not only did you get rid of Celeste but you created Lori! This ingénue from hell! She has more lines than I do and she's a goddamn mute!!”

Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“I've been telling my friends it's so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!”
Wendy Schaal - Pamela

“- Celeste Talbert: Next time, could you wear a swimsuit underneath the towel? It's a little early in the day for me.
- Bolt: I can't act in a swimsuit.”

Sally Field - Celeste Talbert
Paul Johansson - Bolt

“- Chandler: You can't come in.
- Monica: Why not?
- Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
- Ross: What?
- Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
- Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“For some miraculous reason, it's a wonderful feeling having a teacher you've seen dance naked in front of a mirror.”

Woody Allen - Joe, the Narrator

“You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Jack Holden: Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
- Angelyne: I'm dressed.”
Ted Danson - Jack Holden
Claire Cellucci - Angelyne