Nudity quotes

“Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.”
Judy Landers - Noreen

“- Irene Adler: I've never woke up in handcuffs before.
- Sherlock Holmes: I have. Naked.”
Rachel McAdams - Irene Adler
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“I don't much like taking my penis out in front of other men.”
Andrew Lee Potts - Mike

“- Commander Kate Bowman: Could you pass me the towel, please?
- Gallagher: Sure. Sorry.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Just pretend I'm your sister.
- Gallagher: I have two sisters. They don't look like you.”

Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Ranger: Are you in danger?
- Stephanie Plum: Not exactly. Kind of.
- Ranger: I'm busy.
- Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.
- Ranger: I'll be right there.”

Daniel Sunjata - Ranger
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Rosalyn: You wanna go out with me?
- Jake Lo: Sure.
- Rosalyn: Great! Meet me at this addresss at 8:30. Who knows... maybe you'll think I'm sexier with my clothes on!
- Jake Lo: Don't bet on it...”
Brigitta Stenberg - Rosalyn
Brandon Lee - Jake Lo

“If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring: Time Magazine's Woman of the Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

What is "deliberately" undressed. You accidentally get undressed?
Charlie Day - Dale Arbus

“- Vanessa: Hey, know what I got on under here?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Paper towels?
- Vanessa: Nothing. My streaker suit.”
Annie Potts - Vanessa
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“- Geoffrey Shurlock: Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?
- Alfred Hitchcock: She won't be nude, she'll be wearing a shower cap.”
Kurtwood Smith - Geoffrey Shurlock
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

“Ask him if he understands what tremendous pleasure women get looking at naked men.”

Jacqueline Bisset - Claudia Dennis

“- Zalmie: Hey, Louie. I just seen the most beautiful thing I ever seen in the whole world.
- Louie: Some pre-Prohibition booze, huh?
- Zalmie: No. I seen the stripper gettin' dressed.
- Louie: A stripper gettin' dressed ain't beautiful unless she's ugly, to begin with.”
Jeffrey Lippa - Zalmie
Jerry Holland - Louie

“I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off it's most unusual.”
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann

“Just because someone sees two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade

“That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.”

Fran Ryan - Miss Dutchbok

“- Maffio Venier: It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.
- Veronica Franco: Puts it all in some kind of perspective.”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Jean Maitland: I didn't like the way he looked at me.
- Annie: You should be glad he looked at you at all.
- Jean Maitland: He kinda makes you feel like you ought to run home and put on a tin overcoat.”
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland
Ann Miller - Annie

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“Dames are put on this earth to weaken us. Drain our energy. Laugh at us when they see us naked.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

- Troy: They serve a drink here called "The Stunned Mallet" and serve it in a coconut shell. You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.
- Annette: And your point is?
- Troy: My point is I want to buy you... two of them.
John Calvin - Troy
Annette Funicello - Annette

“You took off your clothes in his office? I could never do that, you know. Even at home, I take off my clothes in the bathroom and then I jump into bed real quick... which is kinda weird because I live alone.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“I don't know why, but I can't enjoy breakfast anywhere but a strip club. My mom used to always cook bacon naked. She would cook bacon all day long.”
David Koechner - Brent Gage

“- Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties...
- Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?
- Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire

“I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it is artistic.”
Richard Hunt - Janice

“Some men have called me an ecdysiast. Do you know what that means? An ecdysiast is one who, or that which, sheds it's skin. In vulgar parlance, a stripper. But I'm not a stripper. At these prices, I'm an ecdysiast!”
Cynthia Gibb - Gypsy Rose Lee