Nudity quotes

“- James Bond: I like you better without your Beretta.
- Severine: I feel naked without it.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond
Bérénice Marlohe - Severine

“I'm not for pornography. I'm for nudity, but for the classic, beautiful, clean nude.”
Sylva Koscina

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you uncomfortable. I mean, it's just not professional, you know? And I pride myself on being a professional. So from now on, what I would like you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jamie Foxx - Dale Arbus

“- Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck

“I'll be right back, take your clothes off.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.
- Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?
- Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.
- Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?
- Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.”

Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
Mark Herrier - Billy
Rod Ball - Steve

“When I'm high I am Odetta. Let's get naked and smoke.”
Pia Zadora - Beatnik Chick

“There'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.”

Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“Kids go completely ape if you do three things in a picture: defy authority, destroy property, and take people's clothes off.”
Saul Rubinek - Bo Hodges

“Mother. It's my life, okay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh.”

Richard Hunt - Janice

“- Nina: Hey, wait a minute there's something fishy going on here! You know, in a couple minutes we're going to be naked, and then what?
- Richie: Then we play one more hand.”

Karen Allen - Nina
Ken Wahl - Richie

“I'm not wearing any underwear.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin

“- Walter: Doctor said it's bad for my heart.
- Jeff Dunham: All the caffeine?
- Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
- Jeff Dunham: That's awful.
- Walter: Oh, you've seen her, too?”
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“If you wanna work here, in this restaurant, I really think that you need to ask yourself one simple question. How do you feel about frontal male nudity?”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Todd: Gentlemen, welcome. Remember: peeping is a privilege, not a right. Please remain seated at all times, keep your hands at your sides. Should you need oxygen, a mask will fall from the console above your head. Thank you. Have a nice day.
- Juan: Hey, thanks, man. We'll work for you dudes any time.
- Todd: Anything to further the education...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bruce Greenwood - Todd
David Yanez - Juan

“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch

“- Kiki: You know that painter that found the stuffed cat? She wants to do a picture of me.
- Jiji: Naked?”
Minami Takayama - Kiki
Rei Sakuma - Jiji

“Shall I undress now?”

Karina Lombard - Zareta

“- Mac Forsyth: You don't have any clothes on.
- Clair Forsyth: How nice for everyone.”
John C. Reilly - Mac Forsyth
Jane Adams - Clair Forsyth

“What's that? Oh, a naked lady. But wait! A golden backscratcher!”
Ed E. Carroll - The Thief

“I'm not taking my clothes off. No way! I once took my clothes off at the drive-in for Eddie Hansen. He went to get popcorn and he never came back. I'm never taking my clothes off again in front of anybody. Not even my husband, unless he's Burt Reynolds. Maybe Richard Gere.”
Lauri Hendler - Nadine

“- Bliss: You're lucky, MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
- Ike: Really?
- Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.
- Ike: I am?
- Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
- Ike: I know. Wow!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

- Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, "oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf", and she grabs me by the weiner.
- Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the... (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“- Policeman: Good evening. Does this belong to you?
- Mr. Walsh: Yes, sir. He's my son.
- Policeman: We found him out on the highway, wandering around. He was naked. I'd keep a short leash on him, if I were you.”

Steve Eastin - Policeman
Clu Gulager - Mr. Walsh

“- Bart Simpson: Did you at least bring my clothes?
- Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- Bart Simpson: You didn't bring my pants!
- Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, this is the worst day of my life.
- Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.”

Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson