Nudity quotes

“Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.”

Kelly Miracco - Betsy

“If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art.”

Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan

“I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“His writing - in so many languages - made me a sign-post pointing east, west, north and south. I had shoes in German, stockings in French, gloves in Hebrew, a hat with a veil in Italian. He only kept me naked where I was most accustomed to wearing clothes.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers

“- Leonardo: Michaelangelo, why are you wearing boxer shorts?
- Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.”
Brian Tochi - Leonardo
Robbie Rist - Michaelangelo

“It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid! Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?”

John Lithgow - John Valentine

“- Veronica Roberts: What are you doing?
- Luc Deveraux: It's not safe for you out here.
- Veronica Roberts: Where're your clothes?
- Luc Deveraux: I have to... I have to cool down.”
Ally Walker - Veronica Roberts
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Luc Deveraux

“I thought that going to bed could mean a little more than thrashing around all night in wild ecstasy. I thought it could mean cuddling and toasty warmth, sharing one's innermost needs and fears. That's what getting naked truly means to me. That's what sex truly is. I'm sorry. It is too bad. I guess you don't ever want to get totally naked with me.”

Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“It took me five months to shoot my Playmate of the Year layout. I shot over 20,000 pictures. It's perfection! They don't go for just great nude shots. They go for art! Perfect art. And I'm proud of that.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“- Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell: You're not going out dressed like that, are you?
- Donna Caldwell: Like what?
- Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell: Well, you can see right through that dress. You might just as well go out without one.
- Donna Caldwell: There's a thought.”
Sir Sean Connery - Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell
Meg Ryan - Donna Caldwell

“- Billy: I would like Lana to go with nothing on her.
- Lana: Oh, and who wants her?
- Billy: The pride of the Unger Institute of Mental Health, who has just dumped his last bedpan and would like very much to party. Will you get your ass out here?”
Bob DeSimone - Billy
Rebecca Wood - Lana

“- Nudist Female: If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
- Buford T. Justice: I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.”
Janis Cummins - Nudist Female
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice