Old age quotes

“If it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?”

Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“- Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
- Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.”
Liz Smith - Grandma Georgina
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“- Kim: Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.
- Granddaughter: Why is it snowing, Grandma?
- Kim: Oh, that's a long story.
- Granddaughter: I want to hear.
- Kim: Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep.
- Granddaughter: I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please?
- Kim: Well, all right. Let's see...I guess it would have to start with scissors.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Winona Ryder - Kim
Gina Gallagher - Granddaughter

“- Matilda: I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything.
- Miss Honey: Quite the contrary. All grown-ups get scared, just like children.”
Mara Wilson - Matilda
Embeth Davidtz - Miss Honey

“- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
- Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
- Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Stiller - Orderly in Nursing Home
Betty Linde - Elderly Woman

“- Billy Ray: So, I heard you turned 80 today.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Is that what you heard?
- Billy Ray: Yeah. Man, that's really old.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: You should meet my father.
- Billy Ray: Your father's still alive?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: No, but you should meet him.”
Doug McKeon - Billy Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“- Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
- Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma!”
Frances Bay - Grandma
Ben Stiller - Orderly in Nursing Home

“Do I look like someone who attaches any significance to hair? I let mine go gray, and I don’t care that it makes me look old.”
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes

“Captain Teague-I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow-Have you been there?
Captain Teague-Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow-...Depends on the light.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keith Richards - Captain Teague

“It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.”
Ian Somerhalder - Damon Salvatore

“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.”
Phil Dunster - Jamie Tartt

“Christopher Robin-I've cracked.
Winnie The Pooh-Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh
Ewan McGregor - Christopher Robin

“Would you like to know the principle, perhaps only advantage, of being the Chief Patron of the English Bowling Association? My fellow patrons are frequently too old or too ill to meet.”
Imelda Staunton - Queen Elizabeth II

“Be careful, Laszlo, or you’re going to end up a lonely old man.”
Luke Evans - John Moore

“Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“It’s all downhill after 40. Who wants an extra 80 years of the worst part of your life? ”
Emma Roberts - Sloane

“You reach a certain age, and you're so proud that you're walking and breathing and loving and working and all of that at 90.”
Eva Marie Saint

“- Miss Graveley: How old do you think I am young man?
- Sam Marlowe: Hmm... fifty. How old do you think you are?
- Miss Graveley: Forty-two! I can show you my birth certificate.
- Sam Marlowe: I'm afraid you're going to have to show more than your birth certificate to convince a man of that.”
Mildred Natwick - Miss Ivy Gravely
John Forsythe - Sam Marlowe

“- Bobby Riggs: I'm the ladies number one. I'm the champ. Why would I lose?
- Billie Jean King: Because dinosaurs can't play tennis.”
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs
Emma Stone - Billie Jean King

“Never trust old men, old show men, old wankers!”
Anita Pallenberg - Pherber

“- Chas: Why don't you - play us a tune, pal?
- Turner: I don't like music.
- Chas: Comical little geezer. You'll look funny when your fifty.”
James Fox - Chas
Mick Jagger - Turner

“- Maney Gault: You came all the way up to the house, what changed your mind?
- Frank Hamer: I don't know, maybe seeing you move like you're 85.
- Maney Gault: Well, that honest. Maybe a little too honest.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“- Tigrero, a.k.a. Loco: Can't a man provide for his old age?
- Sheriff Burnett: I don't think you're gonna make it.”
Klaus Kinski - Tigrero
Frank Wolff - Sheriff Gideon Burnett

“- Arthur: Of course it's not working. It's been sitting here gathering dust since before the Sahara was a desert!
- Mera: Before the Sahara was a desert... You do your best thinking when you're not thinking at all.”

Jason Momoa - Arthur
Amber Heard - Mera