Old age quotes

“It is a culture's duty to take care of it's elderly.”
John Ortiz - Jesus

“Let me tell you something, Captain. Aside from losing one's mind, there is very little to do for an old Captain besides sit and whittle and whistle and wait for the postman to bring him his pension check. It would just be a damn shame for a man such as yourself, who's put in the time, to come up short in the end.”

Stephen Lang - Col. Abraham Biggs

“Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery. Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker!”
Benjamin Kanes - Young Birdman

“- Carrie Bradshaw: He's my boyfriend.
- Mr. Big: Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend.
- Mr. Big: That sounds like a dog.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well if the shoe fits.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Chris Noth - Mr. Big

“Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the '90s.”
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.”
Maurice Chevalier

“- Eugene Kalb: My son-in-law says I'm a dinosaur.
- Dan: Hey, don't knock the dinosaurs. They ruled the earth for millions of years. They must've been going something right.”
Philip Baker Hall - Eugene Kalb
Dennis Quaid - Dan

“Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Clemmie: Are we terribly old?
- Winston Churchill: Yes, I'm afraid you are.
- Clemmie: Oh, you beast!”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Clemmie
Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

“- Rocky Balboa: What if you lose it?
- Adonis Johnson: It's already in the cloud.
- Rocky Balboa: [Looks in sky confused] What cloud?”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Micheal B. Jordan - Adonis Johnson

“- Ed: And that's Otis, he's 77-years-old and worked here longer than anyone.
- Otis: I should've died years ago.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Abe Vigoda - Otis

“I'd say it's still your day, ma'am.”

Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie

“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
- Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
- [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
- Sid: Manny!
- [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
- Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Wanda Sykes - Granny

“- Pappas: Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years...
- Ben Harp: Why don't you astonish me, shitbrains.
- Pappas: Respect for my elders!”

Gary Busey - Pappas
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp

“- Harry Pearce: Agents like you don't last long in this life.
- Will Holloway: So which ones remain?
- Harry Pearce: [looking back] The ones like me...”
Peter Firth - Harry Pearce
Kit Harington - Will Holloway

“I haven’t had sex in 15 years! And I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

Do you know how to get a sweet, little, old lady to yell "Go fuck yourself?"... Get another sweet, little, old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“- Daniel: You know there is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl!
- Hotel Clerk: Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls. This is Washington.”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Austin Pendleton - Hotel Clerk

“I don't mean to be mean, Sarah, but just look at yourself. You don't wanna have any fun. You're a fifty-year-old teenager.”
Val Kline - Ginger

“- Evelyn Greenslade: I don't know why I tell you anything.
- Muriel Donnelly: Because I'm older and wiser.
- Evelyn Greenslade: Nineteen days older.
- Muriel Donnelly: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.”
Dame Judi Dench - Evelyn Greenslade
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“- Gibbs: And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
- Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
- Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next!”

Keira Knightley - Gibbs
Derrick O'Connor - Very Old Man

“What's your fuckin' problem? You old busybody!”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
- Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
- Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.”
James Saito - Dr. Nagato
Ben Stiller - Josh

“- Andre: To you I probably seem old.
- Nicole: You are old.”
Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“- Papa Klump: I don't want to hear about you, old-ass geriatrics.
- Granny Klump: Oh, yeah, Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle.
- Ernie Klump: Oh snap, now.
- Granny Klump: What's the matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve, Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!”
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump
Eddie Murphy - Granny Klump
Eddie Murphy - Ernie Klump