Old age quotes

“I was old ten years ago.”
J. K. Simmons - Ray King

“- Donnie Azoff: I hate that fuckin' dog.
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. It's startin' to shit in the house again.
- Donnie Azoff: Me too.”
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Excuse me, girls. I just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries. Would you care for some dear?
- Hallie: Oh, no thanks, can't. I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear, strawberries?
- Annie: Oh, sorry, I wish I could, but I can't, I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Yes, you just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Polly Holliday - Marva Kulp, Sr.
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“The older you get, the more you realize that kindness is synonymous with happiness.”
Lionel Barrymore

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and farts and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago... (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Showalter - Alan Shemper

“Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.”
Mandy Moore - Milly

“- Toula Portokalos: [Pointing to Ian's bruised nose] What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What?
- Ian Miller: Uh... yeah.
- Toula Portokalos: No, really.
- Ian Miller: You don't want to know.
- Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
John Corbett - Ian Miller

“- Geoff Mercer: You really believe you haven't been enough for me?
- Kate Mercer: No. I think I was enough for you, I'm just not sure you do.”
Tom Courtenay - Geoff Mercer
Charlotte Rampling - Kate Mercer

“- Vincent: You never seen Abbott and Costello?
- Oliver: No, sir. Are they old?
- Vincent: No. They're dead. That's the oldest you can be.
- Oliver: Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.”
Bill Murray - Vincent
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“- Ollie Trinke: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
- Bart Trinke: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.”
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
George Carlin - Bart Trinke

“- Max Rosenbaum: He knew exactly what he was doing.
- Retirement Home Senior: What? What are you talking about, Max?
- Max Rosenbaum: The man he killed was named Kunibert Sturm. And Zev's name was Otto Wallisch. They were the men who... murdered my family.”

Martin Landau - Max Rosenbaum
Hazel Gorin - Retirement Home Senior #1

“People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!”

Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher

“- Paul Blake: What's with all the attention?
- Manumana: Where I come from, Mr. Blake, we're taught to respect our elders.
- Paul Blake: Oh yeah? Well, I'm not that eld, alright?”
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo - Manumana

“- Indiana Jones: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
- Professor Henry Jones: Well, I'm as human as the next man.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“A young girl with a body like that. When she's through with him they'll be nothing left but a smile and an old hat.”
Nancy Travis - Robin

“- Ben: I'm Ben Whittaker. I've got an appointment with Miss Ostin.
- Becky: I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
- Ben: That's me.
- Becky: How old are you?
- Ben: 70, you?
- Becky: I'm 24. I know I look older. It's the job. It ages you, which won't be great in your case... Sorry.”
Robert De Niro - Ben
Christina Scherer - Becky

“- Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
- Coop: Me too.
- Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
- Susie: Yeah!
- Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
- J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
- Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amy Poehler - Susie
Michael Showalter - Coop
Zark Orth - Ben

“- Seymour Flint: You know, I've never known any old people before.
- Grace Quigley: Neither had I until one day I looked around and discovered I was one.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint
Katharine Hepburn - Grace Quigley

“- Daughter: Mom, there's something wrong with nana and papa.
- Mom: They're just old!”
Olivia DeJonge - Becca
Kathryn Hahn - Mom

“I'm all for typewriters, with instant carbon copies, and seeing films in cinemas. ”
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland

“- Reuben Tishkoff: Did you know the Inuit people send their elders out on an ice floe to die when they're too old to hunt?
- Danny Ocean: Reuben, that's just a myth.”
Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
- Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
- The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
- Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!”
Abbey Lee - The Dag
Melissa Jaffer - Keeper of the Seeds

“I like being old, young people are stupid.”
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: How come you're not going?
- Sonny Koufax: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”

Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Eva: Did they just turn the music louder?
- Albert: No, I think you just got older.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert