Old age quotes

“I like old people. They're crazy!”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan

“Can't an old woman have wishes too?”
Chunibala Devi - Indir Thakrun

“There's just something about old ladies. I can't... I can't stand them.”
Herbert Lom - Louis (a.k.a. 'Mr. Harvey')

“- Michel Delassalle: A sick person shouldn't worry about her appearance.
- Christina Delassalle: I'm not sick.
- Nicole Horner: She's delicate, you know it.
- Michel Delassalle: Delicate? Yes, when she came from Caracas. Today, she's a cute little ruin. She doesn't risk anything. Ruins are indestructible. She'll bury us all. Won't you, my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Meurisse - Michel Delassalle
Véra Clouzot - Christina Delassalle
Simone Signoret - Nicole Horner

“- Dr. Lester: If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
- Craig Schwartz: I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?
- Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes.”
Orson Bean - Dr. Lester
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz

“At this age in my life I've finally decided to settle down.”
Robert Duvall - John J.

“- Roger: You're not going to die.
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm 93.
- Roger: I had a great-uncle who lived to be 102.
- Sherlock Holmes: Well done. That seals my fate. What are the odds that you would know two men who would live that long?”
Milo Parker - Roger
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“- Ossie: I don't want to grow up.
- Tito: Why?
- Ossie: I don't want to get old like O'Sheen.
- Tito: What?
- Ossie: I don't want to turn into dust.”
Ciarán Fitzgerald - Ossie
Rúaidhrí Conroy - Tito

“- Evelyn Adler: Midlife crisis, apparently.
- Frank Adler: He's 70.
- Evelyn Adler: I know. Must have been on time delay or something.”
Lindsay Duncan - Evelyn Adler
Chris Evans - Frank Adler

She told me on her deathbed: “you get back out there again”.
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- Nick and Billy's Boss: You two were great salesmen. The best! But at the end of the day, you're grinders. Foot soldiers. We all know you'll never be generals. And I'm gonna say something harsh right now.
- Billy McMahon: Now you're gonna say something harsh?
- Nick and Billy's Boss: Strap it in, boys, 'cause it ain't pretty out there. And you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon

“- Pierce: Charles Xavier, the world famous mutant octogenarian.
- Charles: Actually, I'm a nonagenarian.”
Boyd Holbrook - Pierce
Sir Patrick Stewart - Charles

“It's Hasbro, not Milton Bradley that makes Yahtze now, Grandpa.”
Olivia DeJonge - Becca

“- M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
- Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
- M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.”

Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave
Tony Revolori - Zero

“That's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs, and say it's an accident, but you can't just shoot 'em.”
Kurt Russell - John Ruth

“I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.”
Marian Seldes - Mrs. Hess

“- Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
- Bridget Jones: Geriatric? That's outrageous.
- Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.
- Bridget Jones: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.”
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Johnny Chase: Iron Man 4! Downey's great don't get me wrong, I love Downey; he's just a little long in the tooth. I think you wanna go younger, man.
- Jon Favreau: If I recall, you're 5 years older than him.”
Kevin Dillon - Johnny Drama
Jon Favreau - Jon Favreau

“Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!”

Seann William Scott - Wheeler

“- Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
- War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
- Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.”
Tom Holland - Spider-Man
Don Cheadle - War Machine
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man

“I was downtown last week and saw a building as old as I am. It looked terrible.”

Ed Wynn

“- Bruce Wayne: Still working? You're getting slow in your old age, Alfred.
- Alfred: It comes to us all, Master Wayne. Even you've got too old to die young, though not for lack of trying.”
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne
Jeremy Irons - Alfred

“- Cooper: There are no such things as ghosts, babe.
- Murph (10 Yrs.): Grandpa says you can get ghosts.
- Cooper: Maybe that's because Grandpa is a little too close to being one himself. Go back to bed.”
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper
Mackenzie Foy - Murph (10 Yrs.)

“Cockacidal maniac. Ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.”

Nick Frost - Ed

“- Professor Albright: How are you feeling?
- Young Damian: It's that new body smell.
- Professor Albright: A sense of humor, good... Just relax and have some fun. After all, at your age, I'd say you've earned it.”
Matthew Goode - Albright
Ryan Reynolds - Young Damian