Old age quotes
327 old age quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“I've run the marathon several times, so I definitely don't look like the Great Ancestor!”
- La trovi in Life and Death in Hollywood
“Old is the new sexy.”
- La trovi in Life and Death in Hollywood
- La trovi in Life and Death in Hollywood
“That's the privilege of old age: You don't have to remember.”
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
- From the movie: Lethal Weapon 2
“I'm too old for this shit.”
- From the movie: Citizen Kane
“Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.”
- From the movie: Gregory's Girl
- From the movie: Cold Feet
“Is this place soundproof, Doc? Because, you know, as you get older, you really appreciate the quiet more, you know?”
- From the movie: The Patriot
- From the movie: High Spirits
“Jack, you threw me over for this? This... ugh! I mean I know you like passive women, Jack, but she's half dead. I hope she has a great personality, because this hurts.”
“I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.”
- From the movie: The NeverEnding Story
- From the movie: Autumn in New York
“- Will Keane: You think I'm too old for you?
- Charlotte Fielding: Oh, no… I collect antiques, or I aspire to.” - From the movie: Rush
“- Marlene Lauda: Who are you, should I know you?
- Giovanni: What, you don't know? He's Niki Lauda: Formula One driver and he just signed with Ferrari.
- Marlene Lauda: He's driving like an old man.” - From the movie: Tough Guys
“- Richie Evans: I got a call from the rest home today. She said that you were being a disruptive influence during lunch. That you refused to eat your spinach soufflé, and that you caused a riot. And that last night you made love to a woman.
- Harry Doyle: Do you make love to women, Richie?
- Richie Evans: Well, yes. Of course I do.
- Harry Doyle...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Tremors
“- Earl Bassett: No breakfast?
- Valentine McKee: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
- Earl Bassett: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
- Valentine McKee: Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.” - From the movie: Gandhi
“- Mahatma Gandhi: You're a temptress.
- Margaret Bourke-White: Just an admirer!
- Mahatma Gandhi: Nothing is more dangerous, especially for an old man.” - From the movie: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
“- Yoda: That face you make... look I so old to young eyes?
- Luke: No. Of course not.
- Yoda: I do. Yes, I do. Sick have I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?” - From the movie: Stir Crazy
“A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out.”
- From the movie: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
“- Beavis: It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
- Old Guy: Oh, yeah.
- Beavis: But not us. We're never gonna score!” - From the movie: Grumpier Old Men
- Grandpa Gustafson: And finally, the baby bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
- Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
- Grandpa Gustafson: And that was the end of the Three Bears. - From the movie: The Call of the Wild
“- Jack Thornton: Did I ever tell you about my grandpa? Died when he was a hundred and six.
- Bartender: What interrupted his youth?
- Jack Thornton: He quit drinking.” - From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Jeff Dunham: I do know I have grandparents who are well into their 80s. They're still having fun.
- Walter: Their 80s?
- Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
- Walter: Good god! What the hell kind of sex is that?” - From the movie: Jack Reacher
“- Jack Reacher: You're old enough to drive?
- Sandy: I'm old enough to do a lot of things.”
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