Pregnancy quotes

“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
Robert Preston - Roger Morgan
Debbie Reynolds - Lilith Prescott

“- Tish Rivers: You ready for this?
- Fonny: I've never been more ready for anything in my whole life.”

KiKi Layne - Tish Rivers
Stephan James - Alonzo 'Fonny' Hunt

I guess you call your lustful action love. I don't. I always knew you'd be the destruction of my son. The Bible says, "Put to death therefore all that is earthly in you. Sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, covetousness." That child was born of sin, and the Holy Ghost is gon' cause it to shrivel in your womb.

Aunjanue Ellis - Mrs. Hunt

“- Tish Rivers: You all right?
- Fonny: Me? I'm not the one who just got punched by a midget inside they belly.”
KiKi Layne - Tish Rivers
Stephan James - Alonzo 'Fonny' Hunt

“- Dr. Lapham: You still don’t want to know the gender?
- Malorie: And ruin the surprise, Dr. Lapham? No.
- Dr. Lapham: How have you been feeling? Have you been sleeping any better?
- Malorie: Rough. I never slept well before I had this condition.
- Dr. Lapham: It’s called pregnancy. It’s okay to say it out loud. ”
Parminder Nagra - Dr. Lapham
Sandra Bullock - Malorie

“Put a baby in me, Santa number two!”

Kathryn Hahn - Carla

“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Caitlin Rose: Why you choose to have this baby? I mean, you don't care about Jace and he sure as hell doesn't care about the two of you.
- Abby: It's hard to explain. I guess I felt that this way. At least I'd have somebody love me.”
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose
Maureen Flannigan - Abby

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
- Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“- Daka: My water is broken!
- Vincent: Call a plumber.”
Naomi Watts - Daka
Bill Murray - Vincent

“- Jeannie Ryan: I know who the father is.
- Lafayette aka Hud: You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine!”
Annie Golden - Jeannie Ryan
Dorsey Wright - Lafayette aka Hud

“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
- Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
- Paulie: So what, you wasn't no prize either.”
Burt Young - Paulie
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- 'Bandit': Who did it?
- Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
- Doc: Probably another elephant.
- 'Bandit': I know that, when did it happen?
- Doc: Long time ago.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus
Dom DeLuise - Doc

“- Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
- Bridget Jones: Geriatric? That's outrageous.
- Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.
- Bridget Jones: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.”
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Leigh Anne Tuohy: Michael, I want you to have a good time but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will crawl into the car, drive up to Oxford and cut off your penis.
- S.J. Tuohy: She means it.”
Sandra Bullock - Leigh Anne Tuohy
Jae Head - S.J. Tuohy

“- Valerie Stowe: Anthony, I'm pregnant.
- Anthony Stowe: How could you forget to...
- Valerie Stowe: The baby isn't yours.”
Selina Giles - Valerie Stowe
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Anthony Stowe

“- Dr. Gillian Taylor: Wait a minute. How did you know Gracie's pregnant? Nobody knows that.
- Spock: Gracie does.”
Catherine Hicks - Gillian
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Mollie: I was artificially inseminated.
- James: Are you a lesbo?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
John Travolta - James

“He wants to have a baby... How'm I gonna do that, Frank?”

Jessica Lange - Cora Papadakis

“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?”
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

There's gonna come a time very soon, when her ankles are gonna swell up, she's gonna have blotches all over her face, she'll be forty pounds overweight, she'll be throwing up all the time, she's gonna look at you and she'll say "you bastard! You did this to me!".
Alan Arkin - Arnie Klein

“- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
- Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
- Christian: [deeply felt] No.
- Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
- Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”
Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
Mike Epps - Ron
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black

“- Megan: I'm pregnant.
- Tom: Congratulations.
- Megan: I thought you should know.
- Tom: You thought I should know?
- Megan: There's a chance it could be yours.
- Tom: Then get an abortion.”
Haley Bennett - Megan
Justin Theroux - Tom

“- Don: You cannot be here...
- Dusty: Don, I'm pregnant..
- Don: Oh my god, I think I'm gonna be sick...”

Patrick Wilson - Don Champagne
Jordana Brewster - Dusty