Pregnancy quotes

“- Chris Kyle: You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
- Taya Renae Kyle: I have an alien growing inside of me.”
Bradley Cooper - Chris Kyle
Sienna Miller - Taya

“Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.”
Joel Grey - Chiun

“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda

“Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant? You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?”

Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“- Palumbo: Don't you think it's time for a wedding?
- Zalmie: How can I ask her? I don't have a cent.
- Palumbo: You should have thought of that before you got her pregnant.
- Zalmie: Who thinks at a time like that?”
Ben Frommer - Palumbo
Jeffrey Lippa - Zalmie

“My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“My inability to impregnate Kristy was blamed on tight shorts, having something to do with my body temperature. Seemed rather flimsy to me. To go through the hell of a fertility check and discover that my preference in undergarments was to blame seemed as silly and pointless as everything else in my life.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Anakin Skywalker: Are you all right? You're trembling. What's going on?
- Padmé: Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant.”
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“- The Devil: You want to hedge your bet with me? Make eternity a little less hellish.
- Amanda Brooks: What did you have in mind?
- The Devil: Did you see Rosemary's Baby?
- Amanda Brooks: Yeah. What? No, no, I can't! See, I'm expecting my period. I can't. I can't.”

Bruce Payne - The Devil
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks

“It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Kansas Hill: My best friend got pregnant.
- Mrs. Hill: Woohoo, before you?
- Kansas Hill: Yeah that's what i said too.”
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill
Sean Young - Mrs. Hill

“- Jean: I don't think she knows much about how to make love to a man.
- Matthew: She must know something, she's pregnant.
- Jean: That's what I mean. A girl who knows how to make love to a man would never let that happen.”
Rebecca Nelson - Jean Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“Before you ladies get pregnant and you gentlemen murder one another you'll learn the joy of reading. This way, you have something to do in your ninth month or in your jail cell.”
Francesca P. Roberts - Miss Higgins

“- Christof: In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies, the casting of a show determined by an airdate, Truman was the one who arrived on cue.
- Mike Michaelson: Incidentally, I believe Truman is the first child to have been legally adopted by a corporation?
- Christof: That's correct.”

Ed Harris - Christof
Harry Shearer - Mike Michaelson

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“- Abby: I have to tell you something.
- Brian: What?
- Abby: The other night on the phone... I'm pregnant.
- Brian: Oh darling... are you sure it was me?
- Abby: I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby
Ben Chaplin - Brian

I went over to her house one night, was supposed to pick her up at seven, showed up at seven thirty. Her daddy was out on the porch with his shotgun, he said, "hey, Bubba J! Guess who else is late?".

Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“Suiciders go to hell, especially if they're pregnant, and I don't even care.”

Wendy Walker - Stella Randolph

“- Peter: She looks sick.
- Roger: Come on, wouldn't you be?
- Peter: No, man, I mean she really looks ill.
- Stephen: She's pregnant.”

Ken Foree - Peter
Scott H. Reiniger - Roger
David Emge - Stephen

“- Mr. Grey: Are you pregnant?
- Lee Holloway: No.
- Mr. Grey: Do you plan on getting pregnant?
- Lee Holloway: No.”
James Spader - Mr. Grey
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Lee Holloway

I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse".
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“I am not ready to have this baby! Fine, wheel me in if you want! My legs are staying closed!”

Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“- Lillian Barkley: Theresa! Theresa! Now, before I turn you over to your father, is there anything you want to tell me? Pregnant?
- Terry Barkley: Mother! I've been gone over night.
- Lillian Barkley: Well, how long does it take these days?”
Beverly Garland - Lillian Barkley
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley