Pregnancy quotes

“- Kate: [upon learning that she's pregnant] But that's impossible! The doctors said I had a one-in-a-million chance.
- Dr. Manheim: Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets more often, if I were you.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Denis O'Hare - Dr. Manheim

“- Lauren Hynde: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
- Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Pinero: See this lot here? This lot used to be houses. In fact, there was a house over there on the corner where I kissed my first girl friend. Got her pregnant, too.
- Martin Vail: Hell of a kiss, Joey.”

Steven Bauer - Pinero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“- Reporter: Is it true Lola Burns is gonna have a baby?
- Space Hanlon: Why don't you change your brand of narcotics!”
Ben Erway - Reporter
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“- Rosie: How could you do such a thing?
- Mollie: It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant.
- Rosie: So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rosie
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“You think that I want that baby because l've got some hole in my life or I think I'm gonna have some hole in my life, but that's not it. Or if it is it, it's just a part of it. That baby needs someone to love it and take care of it. Something has happened. You can't go back and have it not happen. Some kind of connection has been made. lt has to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mary McDonnell - Claire

“- Kay: Everything goes. Everything goes. Except that chair!
- Charlotte: Kay, that ratty old chair? Don't be silly. Why would you want to keep that chair?
- Kay: Don't touch that chair. My fiancé... was born in it.
- Charlotte: Rupert was born in a chair?
- Kay: Yes, it's the most lovely story. His mother was just sitting there, knitting,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sally Field - Kay
Claire Trevor - Charlotte

“- Birthing Teacher: Quick question before we start, how many of you are planning on doing natural child birth? [everyone raises hand except Angie and Kate] That's a good show of hands! That's so great, you're all so brave! And how many of you are planning on using toxic western medications to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Siobhan Fallon - Birthing Teacher
Amy Poehler - Angie

“Mimi, you're pregnant. What, are you just gonna be some big fat pregnant superstar?”
Zoe Saldana - Kit

“Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer.”
Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm

“- Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
- Kate: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
- Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.”
Sigourney Weaver - Chaffee Bicknell
Tina Fey - Kate

“- Drew: Count me in; I'll go.
- Jamie Shannon: Don't you want to know where and what?
- Drew: Doesn't matter. My wife's six months pregnant. Wherever we're going, it's gotta be better than sitting around watching her get fat.”

Tom Berenger - Drew
Christopher Walken - Jamie Shannon

“- Kate: Have you done this before?
- Angie: No, but I know I'm good at getting pregnant.”

Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“- Charlie Hinton: Maybe we should just ask another question here.
- Jamie: Where do babies come from?
- Charlie Hinton: Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that?”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton
Elle Fanning - Jamie

“You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.”
Jennifer Tilly - Jo

“- Carla Pestalozzi: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
- Stanley Goodspeed: When?
- Carla Pestalozzi: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.”

Vanessa Marcil - Carla Pestalozzi
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

- Sally Therrian: We're fine! We're great! We're having a baby and we're moving to London!
- Sophia Gold: Well you weren't fine when you went all Sylvia Plath on me last summer in Connecticut!
- Sally Therrian: Not nice! Not kind!
- Sophia Gold: Ha! Not half so "not kind" as your husband was in his depiction of you in his novel!
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Sally Therrian
Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

“- Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
- Ben Stone: Pregnant... with emotion?
- Alison Scott: Pregnant with a baby.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect

“- Michael Newman: Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain.
- Trudy Newman: You have no idea.”
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman
Julie Kavner - Trudy Newman

“- Dede Truitt: I just don't think it's something we should rush into.
- Lucia DeLury: Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet - that's whim time.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Candy Colletti: I want to be there for the big event!
- Kitty Wheeler: The birth?
- Candy Colletti: No, when you tell Buddy!”
Carol Ann Susi - Candy Colletti
Catherine Bach - Kitty Wheeler

“- Alice: What's wrong with me?
- Yvonne: Nothing. You're just a little pregnant.”
Lisa Wilcox - Alice
Kelly Jo Minter - Yvonne

“- Sarah: It doesn't always happen the first time.
- Meg: That's not what they told us in high school.”

Glenn Close - Sarah
Mary Kay Place - Meg