Sarcasm quotes
253 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Signs
“- Merrill Hess: Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?
- Officer Paski: I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm.” - From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“- Gordon Bombay: Did you really Quack at the Principal?
- Ducks: Yeah.
- Gordon Bombay: Are we Ducks or what?” - From the movie: The Ladies Man
“Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.”
- From the movie: Weekend at Bernie's
“- Richard Parker: Paddling... In the Atlantic Ocean... On a dead body. This is now the perfect weekend. It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry. I get to this beautiful beech and my host... Sorry! He's dead! I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up next to me on the shore. I then I find out that my dead boss? He's...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Set It Off
What part of "no" don't you understand, Strode? The "N" or the "O"?
- From the movie: The Lost Boys
“- Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.
- Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!” - From the movie: Meet The Parents
“- Pam Byrnes: Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on my parents.
- Greg Focker: What are they... Amish?” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”
- From the movie: Legends of the Fall
“- Alfred: l heard the oddest news. Tristan is back.
- Anna: Yes, l know.
- Alfred: You know? How do you know?
- Anna: I saw him….
- Alfred: You mean he had the audacity to come here just to see you?
- Anna: No ..He wanted to see you, but he thought you'd get upset. I think he might be right…
- Alfred: oh. Well…. What did he.. what did he say?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Friends
“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Roman: I was picking my moment.
- Chet: You were picking your nose.” - From the movie: Kingpin
“- Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
- Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
- Roy: And you call...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Point Break
“You're cold because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be dead soon. I hope it was worth it. ”
- From the movie: Cocktail
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
- From the movie: Beverly Hills Cop II
“Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.”
- From the movie: Legends of the Fall
“Don't mind my brother. Your dog has more breeding than he has.”
- From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“Guys, take a look at my forehead: do you see a sign that says information?”
- From the movie: Vegas Vacation
“Best buck 49 buffet in town.”
- From the movie: Forces of Nature
“- Car Rental Agent: There are no more cars... you should have called as soon as you got off the plane.
- Sarah Lewis: Ya, you're right. Sorry. I wasn't thinking about that when I was unconscious and bleeding from the head!” - From the movie: Heavyweights
“- Tony Perkis: You picked the wrong man to mess with.
- Josh Burnbalm: [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!” - From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.”
- From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“- Patty: Cool outfit!
- Barbara: What a severe suede!
- Cindy Mancini: You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
- Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!” - From the movie: The Lost Boys
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- From the movie: The Legend of Custer
“- Captain Marcus A. Reno: The boy general. You'd think they'd have more sense then to reinstate him.
- Captain Myles Keogh: Why not?
- Captain Marcus A. Reno: I've served with him before. Look at him: 28-years-old, arrogant, conceited... never mind, you'll find out.
- Captain Myles Keogh: Aye, I'm lookin' forward to it.”
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