Sarcasm quotes
253 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Birdcage
“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!” - From the movie: After the Ball
- From the movie: Grandma
“You are a footnote.”
- From the movie: Lady in the Van
“- Market Trader: Isn't it an especially lovely day sweetheart?
- Miss Shepherd: Don't sweetheart me! I'm a sick woman. Dying possibly!
- Market Trader: Chin up love. We all got to go sometime ... [under his breath] Smells like you already have.” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and farts and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Gods of Egypt
“- Set: Did you miss me?
- Hathor: I have to miss you, I'm your prisoner.” - From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.” - From the movie: Sisters
- From the movie: Entourage
“I’m working with a first-time director here who’s more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag Jessica Alba’s ass.”
- From the movie: Solace
“- Agent Katherine Cowles: The agency's changed the guidelines for the way we break down the cases. It makes them more readable.
- John Clancy: Hm. Well, that's a relief.” - From the movie: The Lost Boys
“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
- From the movie: Sisters
- From the movie: Independence Day: Resurgence
“They like to get the landmarks.”
- From the movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious
“- Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
- Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
- Tej: Yeah, a'ight.” “- Jake: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
- Lesley: We share a vagina.”“Oh, I'm sorry, did I get a little tentacle mucus in your eye?”
- From the movie: Cinderella
“- Captain: Madam, there is no other maiden in your house?
- Lady Tremaine: No!
- Captain: And has your cat learned to sing?” - From the movie: We Are Your Friends
“When you guys jerk each other off, do you take turns or is it a simultaneous thing?”
- From the movie: Vacation
“- Audrey Griswold-Crandall: What kind of asshole would drive his family cross country?
- Rusty Griswold: Audrey, dad wanted us to be close and that's all I want for my family.
- Stone Crandall: Family is the most important thing there is.” - From the movie: Kingpin
“Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.”
- From the movie: London Has Fallen
“- Benjamin Asher: [out jogging] What are you made of?
- Mike Banning: [starts running backwards] Burbon and poor choices sir.” - From the movie: Sisters
“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?” - From the movie: Aloha
“You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore.”
- From the movie: San Andreas
“- Raymond Gaines: You ready?
- Emma Gaines: Do I sound ready?
- Raymond Gaines: Yep.” - From the movie: Lady in the Van
“- Miss Shepherd: I don't need insuring. It's like the van, I'm insured in heaven.
- Alan Bennett: So, who pays if you have an accident, the Pope?”
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