Sarcasm quotes
253 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Get Hard
- From the movie: Staten Island Summer
“- Anthony: Okay look, first it's Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually.
- Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You're gonna sink our ships.” - From the movie: Entourage
“- Turtle: I like to think I did more than drive.
- Drama: Yeah. He drove, he parked, he waited.” - From the movie: Trumbo
“They're Nazis. They're just too cheap to buy the uniforms.”
- From the movie: The Final Girls
“I can't believe we're just gonna casually watch someone get murdered. What is this, Detroit?”
- From the movie: Hope Springs
“- Dr. Feld: All right. This is good.
- Arnold: Good for you. The more we tear each other apart, the more money we have to pay you to put it back together.” - From the movie: Mistress America
“You are much more of an asshole than you initially appear.”
- From the movie: Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
“- Ben: What is that?
- Augie: It's a bomb.
- Carter: What are you, the Taliban?” - From the movie: The Trotsky
“- Eli Bronstein: How does it feel making your family the biggest laughingstock of the city?
- Leon: Half the city, Eli. The French don't care.” - From the movie: Poltergeist
“- Dr. Brooke Powell: Is everything alright?
- Carrigan Burke: If it was, I wouldn't be here.” - From the movie: Lady in the Van
- From the movie: The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
- From the movie: Insurgent
“- Tris: What are you doing here?
- Four: You die, I die.
- Peter: Oh. Okay, guys, come on. Let's go, seriously. We can do that later.” - From the movie: Shooter
“- Jack Payne: You know what they say is the first thing that a man feels when he shoots a civilian?
- Bob Lee Swagger: The recoil of the rifle?
- Jack Payne: [snickers] Yeah.
- Bob Lee Swagger: Very original.” - From the movie: Legends of the Fall
“So this is Tristan, and does he speak English?”
- From the movie: A Clockwork Orange
- From the movie: Stoker
- From the movie: Malibu's Most Wanted
“I got a PHD. A poser hater degree.”
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“Why, does it come off?”
- From the movie: Semi-Pro
“- Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
- Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
- Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
- Monix: Oh yeah... let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.” - From the movie: Hope Springs
“If you want to go to intensive couples counselling all by yourself, I'll see you when you get back.”
- From the movie: The Lost Boys
“- Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.
- Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
- Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
- Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“- Gordon Bombay: Yes sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
- Mr. Gerald Ducksworth: Gordon, stop quacking!
- Gordon Bombay: Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!” - From the movie: Liar Liar
- From the movie: A Dangerous Method
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