Sarcasm quotes
253 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Prometheus
- Janek: You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, "Hey, I'm trying to get laid." Heh.
- Meredith Vickers: I could. I could say that, right? But then it wouldn't make sense why I would fly myself half a billion miles from every man on Earth if I wanted to... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Little Giants
“- Rudy Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
- Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son. I don't have a sundial.” - From the movie: Kingpin
“- Ernie McCracken: Oh, creepy! I'm sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
- Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn't gone by that I haven't thought about what I'd say to you if I ever ran into you again.
- Ernie McCracken: I bet!” - From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“- Pacha: We're on our honeymoon.
- Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public..” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
- Jay: Let's have a butt.
- Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.
- Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
- Jay: You got any cash? Hollywood?
- Max: No.
- Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
- Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Racoon: We'll have to brake in.
- Racoon1: Can we do that?
- Racoon: What do you think we have these wonderfully artiulated fingers for? To scratch our asses with!?” - From the movie: Burn After Reading
- From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
“Forget it cake-eater! If you wanna play, play with yourself!”
- From the movie: Point Break
“- Ben Harp: You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't.You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned out here in Los Angeles with us. Guess we must just have ourselves an...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Kingpin
“- Ishmael: Mr. Munson, you all right?
- Roy: Ish, uh, what happened in there?
- Ishmael: Well, I don't know. Um, I thought I played pretty good. Uh, he's just a little better than me, that's all.
- Roy: Pretty good, huh? 186. You lost to a club player! What - that's not supposed to happen! You're carrying a 270 average!
- Ishmael: Wh-wh-wh-what...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cocktail
Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?
- From the movie: Little Giants
“If i was a mama hen and they was my chicks ... I'd lead them to water and let them drown.”
- From the movie: Cocktail
“Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better.”
- From the movie: The Trotsky
“You're cheerleading? For what? For your brother being psychotic?”
- From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Jeff Dunham: Walter, are you happy to be here?
- Walter: [sarcastically] Overjoyed! Last week, I was lying on a beach in Maui, and I couldn't decide, gee, should I stay in Hawaii or go to frickin' Santa Ana? My god, I can die happy now.
- Jeff Dunham: Fine city.
- Walter: I don't give a damn.” - From the animation: How To Train Your Dragon
“Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.”
“- Ripley: Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
- Aaron: No need to be sarcastic.”- From the movie: Step Brothers
“- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
- Dale Doback: That's so funny, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.” - From the movie: Rounders
“- Moogie: Hey, lemme ask you a question. In the legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner move the Yankees? Does he have the fuckin' right to just move them?
- Mike McDermott: How should I know that?
- Moogie: You didn't learn that yet?
- Mike McDermott: No, we get to Steinbrenner in third year law school.
- Moogie: Oh...” - From the movie: The Trotsky
“- Dwight: What if I went straight to Berkoff and told him what you guys are planning?
- Leon: I held a press conference, Dwight. I'm pretty sure he already knows.” - From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
- From the movie: Bedazzled
“Don't you think that secular humanism is yummy?”
- From the movie: Miss Congeniality
“- Victor Melling: In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!
- Gracie Hart: Oh, I have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?
- Victor Melling: Ah! That is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist and that works for me!
- Gracie Hart: You know what? I don't have relationships...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!”
- From the movie: Bedazzled
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